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Knifesharp and Twice Betrayed by Ramabear (RyMagnatar)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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Tom had always considered it particularly petty on Albus Dumbledore’s part in assigning Tom to be the one to introduce muggleborn first years to Hogwarts. He was sure that Albus thought it was some sort of teaching moment, exposing Tom to muggles repeatedly as though he’d gain some sort of empathy and moral epiphany whenever he met a half-decent parent.
However, it didn’t matter how many muggles he met or how many of them actually tried to be a decent parent to their magical children. There were more failures than successes, more broken homes and troubled children than not.
And it seemed to be getting worse every year.
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Professor Tom Riddle discovers the child that was thought to be a squib is not. When opportunity presents itself so neatly, he is not one to shy away from grabbing onto it.[A work from my WIPs folder]
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13 Jul 2026
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As a chief of police, Charlie Swan has seen his fair share of horrors that can happen in young relationships. What he never could have prepared for was what his best friend's son was capable of doing to his daughter.
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10 Jul 2026
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‘I will kill you’
'Fuck,’ Regulus throws his head back. ‘Tell me, James,’ He glances down with a wild glint in his eyes. ‘Would you use your hands?’
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Detective James Potter x Serial Killer Regulus Black
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02 Jul 2026
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A human. It was a real, living, breathing human. When was the last time he saw a human? It had to have been just before Earth’s destruction. Trillions—no, quintillions—of years had passed since Earth was consumed by the Sun, and yet here was a human, alive and well. A human, standing there before him under a soft, blue sky.
Earth. He was back on Earth.
The Master of Death couldn't help it. He laughed.
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Left in darkness at the end of time, the Master of Death had been waiting for Death to finally reap his old soul. That is, at least, until he fell through a black hole's event horizon and woke up in Petunia Dursley's garden.
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02 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger and the Hater Grandma by Light_Thistle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2026
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"What muggle aberration is that?"
Hermione stared, then remembered. Of course. The woman had probably never seen one.
"It's a pen."
"I heard the word." Walburga leaned forward slightly, suspiciously radiating from every inch of her. "What does it do?"
Hermione looked at the pen, then back at Walburga. The question was so unexpected she almost laughed.
"You can write with it."
The portrait's eyes narrowed. "Without ink?"
"It does have ink."
"Where?"
Hermione clicked it and the tip emerged. Walburga flinched, but Hermione pretended not to notice. "Inside."
The portrait looked scandalized. "Inside."
"Yes."
"That's ridiculous. It must be a trap.”
"It works."
"How?"
Instead of answering immediately, Hermione opened her notebook. "Here. I'll show you.”
Walburga watched suspiciously as Hermione lowered the pen to the page.
In neat handwriting, she wrote:
'Hello Walburga :)'
Walburga just stared at her.
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After an unusual request from Dumbledore, Hermione finds herself befriending the most hysterical portrait she has ever seen.Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Bitch
16 Jun 2026