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the letters and lies we bestow by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
06 Jul 2026
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Separated by choice and bound by immeasurable grief, Qifrey and Olruggio attempt to find the edges of themselves through a year and a half of letters, until the silence becomes too loud to bear.
OR: six seasons of letters, of lies, and of a few truths that wormed its way in.
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Common Ground by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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"You, my boy, have been arranged a playdate.”
Qifrey stops.
“With young Easthies. Captain Vinanna’s new apprentice. Lovely boy, very sharp, very—” Beldaruit waves a hand, searching for the word and apparently not finding one he liked. “Discliplined. He’s disciplined a great deal. I thought, what a fine thing, two young apprentices, similar ages, similar circumstances—”
“I don’t want to.”
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Forced to spend an afternoon together by their masters, a young Qifrey and Easthies discover that they have absolutely nothing in common. This does not stop them from stumbling into an adventure.
OR: Qifrey learns the power of ragebaiting
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Material Girls by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
07 Jun 2026
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“We’re rich?” Tetia exclaimed. She had been sitting with this information for approximately thirty seconds, which was about her limit. “We’ve been rich?” She pushed back from the table. “Master Olly.” She pointed at him, scandalized. “Last month, when I asked if I could have that embroidered skirt from the market in Kalhn, you said—”
“I said you didn’t need any new clothes. Which is true.”
“You said we had a budget.”
“We do have a budget. A budget is just—” But he had already lost control of the conversation.
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Olruggio never made a big deal about the money his specialized commissions got him. They got what they needed, and some extra at that. To the others, however, it is quite a revelation.
OR: everyone gets a shopping episode to themselves <3
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Alogar sighed, his frustration melting into something Azune suspected might be longing. “It’s just… I want to be useful. I want to matter.”
Azune couldn't respond to that soft confession, because it felt like all the air had been punched out of him.
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Having reached adulthood, Alogar wants the world. Azune doesn't even dare to want.
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I Don't Take Sugar In My Coffee by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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Five times various objects misunderstood the nature of Volt and Eddie’s relationship, and the one time Livewire hit the nail right on the head.
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your one wild and precious life by CalamityUnlocked
Fandom Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
23 Apr 2023
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The Xhorhasian infiltration of Felderwin fails, but Yeza's still missing, and all signs point towards Rexxentrum.
While scouting the back alleys of the city, the Nein are saved from a near-deadly ambush by the worst possible guardian angel: Trent Ikithon. Just like that, the casters of the party wake to discover they've been made unwilling students of the Soltryce Academy, trapped under the watchful eye of the faculty. As Caleb tries to hold himself together in the face of Ikithon's resumed tutelage, the rest of the scattered Nein scramble to find each other, find Yeza, and most importantly, find a way to get them all out of Rexxentrum alive.
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Bookmarked by CalamityUnlocked
28 Mar 2019
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Nicky looks at the discarded polo shirt on the ground, thinks about how much he wants a worn through band T-shirt. His heart beats a little too hard. He never knows what to say to the guys about all of it. The Nicholas and Nick thing. The two histories trapped in his head, talking over each other and battling for supremacy and eating at him more now than ever before.
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Wherein Nicky has a crush on Cass, and Nick has a crush on Lark, and Lark likes Nicky but he and Nicholas can't stop fighting, and Cass thinks she likes Nicky most of the time, but something is up there, and she and Lark were psych ward buddies because Lark is crazy and Cass is a recovering child actress and none of them know who they really are.
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- Part 3 of The Kiddad Drabbleverse
Bookmarked by CalamityUnlocked
29 Apr 2024
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A non-linear alternate universe where Lark is in a cult, and one day, he summons a fire demon named Nicholas.
"I offer this to you, and in exchange, you establish communication between us," Lark said as he held the necklace outside the creature's reach.
His other hand gestured to the chain before pointing back at the demon and then at himself.
The demon seemed to understand. As it nodded, a chuckle spilled from its lips. Then it spoke back with those words that rang like crackling timber in an unrestricted blaze, a new language that Lark couldn't wait to understand.
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- Part 1 of A Consuming Faith
Bookmarked by CalamityUnlocked
18 Aug 2023
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how dare you want more by aximili_esgarrouth_isthill
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
31 May 2023
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“I’m happy.” Lark says. “I like Rebecca. A lot. Helped her plan the proposal. I don’t know why everyone thinks I’m gonna be fucking suicidal over this.”
Grant flinches. Lark doesn’t say sorry.
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It’s a lovely night for a party under the watchful red sky of San Dimas. Sparrow’s engaged, and Lark’s doing just fine.
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- Part 1 of i'm tired of wanting more
Bookmarked by CalamityUnlocked
06 Jun 2023
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Like Real People Do by MrDadGuy for CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
23 May 2023
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“I can’t get a hold of Lark.”
...Nick is called upon to do a wellness check, memories and unspoken words are released.
Bookmarked by CalamityUnlocked
25 May 2023