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The Revenant War Part I: The War Approaches | An Artemis Fowl Story by Jelli (Call_Me_Jelli)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
08 Jul 2026
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Several years after The Great Dark, the world has recovered from Koboi's attempt to trigger Armageddon. Around the globe, people have returned to their normal lives— including one 18-year-old Artemis Fowl, whose mother has insisted that the family try to start a new, calmer life without any fairy involvement or life-and-death situations. Unfortunately, adventure does not want to leave Artemis alone. Still in contact with his friends underground, he's one of the first people to know about an unexplainable phenomenon: the dead, reappearing on the Earth's surface as though they had never been killed, both friends and enemies of Fowl and the LEP. While there is joy in being able to reconnect with loved ones gone too soon, the LEP (and Artemis) know that these 'miracles' cannot go on, lest those who would want to end the world or expose the fairy race be given a second chance. The path to figuring out the magical mystery involves prophecy, family secrets, and Angeline being determined to convince her son to ask out the cute girl he'd met with hair redder than a cherry— who happens to have her own history with Haven and the fairy race.
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Julius and Holly are forced to take a vacation out of the office.
It gets... interesting.
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Lili puts the moves on Holly at a company cookout. Holly might end up liking her more than she wanted to.
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Mischievous (Like Father, Like Daughter) by Jelli (Call_Me_Jelli)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
15 Apr 2023
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Artemis Fowl the Third found her mathematics class boring, and decided to stir the pot. The only thing Butler knew is that he had to attend a (grand)parent-teacher meeting.
Alternately: Pranks, Shenanigans, and What to Do about Them
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Butler overhears Artemis reading to his infant daughter.
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The Revenant War AU: An Artemis Fowl Universe by Jelli (Call_Me_Jelli)
Fandom Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
08 Jul 2026
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Artemis Fowl thought the adventures were over, but at age 18, the adventures ramped back up again. People who were indisputably dead are suddenly showing up as though nothing ever happened. It's up to Artemis and the LEP to close the gate between the afterlife and Earth, and solve whatever comes next.
This AU has resurrections, more magic, and a delve into (non-canonical) character lore that makes for a wild ride. Features OC/Artemis Fowl romance and non-romantic OC relationships.
There's a thread about this AU in my favorite Artemis Fowl Discord group: https://discord.gg/wgfP26NCUT
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Team Fortress Meets Aperture Science by Call_Me_Jelli, orphan_account
Fandom Portal (Video Game), Team Fortress 2
10 Aug 2018
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Exactly what it sounds like, Team Fortress meets Aperture Science. I recommend only reading the first two, but if you want the trilogy, go for it.
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Dirty & Clueless Idiots In Love by all_the_bats_in_the_world
Fandom deadclaws - Fandom, Deadpool (Movieverse), Poolverine - Fandom
21 Sep 2025
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Bookmarked by Call_Me_Jelli
03 Mar 2025