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Sirius knows what he wants. He's just gotta figure out a way to get it. What could go wrong when he decides to use an old family spell at Christmas time to win Hermione's heart? Obviously nothing.
Hilarity ensues.
**WORK COMPLETE**
-- I am appalled that this has turned into a WIP. A *Christmas* WIP. I am disgusted with myself. Except to say that Sirius is a fucking delight and I enjoy writing every minute of this. Please enjoy. Updates soon. - dragonBig thanks to my alphabet BasicHumanWrites who is a terrible influence. As usual. You're the best. Thank you for taking a look at the first 8 chapters, and I'm sorry I couldn't restrain myself from posting the rest before you had a chance to look. The people want what the people want! And thank you to slytherin_spellbook for the pinch hitting beta work! Apologies also offered to you on my lack of self-restraint.
So you see, all the mistakes are totally mine.
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21 Mar 2026
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When the Duke of Wiltshire hires Miss Hermione Granger to be the new governess for his young sister and his ward, they both assume it will be like any other post.
The duke does not imagine a woman with an unknown past who makes the Manor's corrupted magic react the moment she steps foot on the grounds. And Hermione is not expecting one of her charges to be shrouded in mysteries that she feels compelled to solve, even though the duke continues to get in her way.
Set against a dying Malfoy Manor, the launching of a young lady in her first Season, and a deepening medical mystery, our favorite couple is drawn together and may find love.
But there is a problem, and it's even larger than their differences in station: the Manor is hungry, and it wants Hermione all for itself.
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- Part 2 of The Sentient House Series
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07 Aug 2025
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Hogwarts invited parents to spend a day in class.
Hermione begged hers not to come.
Her dad showed up anyway in a “World’s Best Dentist” jumper, armed with floss and enthusiasm.
Magic had no idea what was coming.Bookmarked by CanadianMenteuse
06 Aug 2025
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A potion accident ties Hermione, Draco, and Theo with a connection none of them expected.
One that refuses to fade until they face what they truly want.Bookmarked by CanadianMenteuse
06 Aug 2025
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“Or you’ll die. Really.”
Hermione put all the derision she was capable of projecting colour those words, allowing it to just hang in the air.
“Granger, you have no idea the impact those periwinkle ruffles had on me,” Draco said defensively, before immediately looking at his feet again — the bloody coward.
She scoffed. “Ha! I think you saw your first exposed collarbone and it broke your brain.”
Blaise turned to Draco. “I mean, she’s not wrong, mate. That’s basically what happened.”
“Shut it, Zabini. Granger, I realise I’m not your favourite person and I understand why this is hard for you to accept —”
“You just told me you made an Unbreakable Vow in bloody fourth year — something that Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass over here helped with — that you would have sex with me before you graduated from Hogwarts. And now if you don’t shag me in the next few days, you'll die. Not just sex with someone, full stop, mind you. It has to be sex with me. Muggle-born, notorious swot and insufferable know-it-all Hermione Jean Granger. Me.”
Draco swallowed. “Yes. It has to be you.”
“I call bullshit.”
8th Year Fuck or Die AU. Enjoy!
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