Captain_Cosette
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"Мы были в восторге, мы воображали, что оставили смятение и бессмыслицу позади, а теперь выполняем свою единственную и благородную функцию времени – движемся"
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I want to hit you in the mouth. With my mouth. Gently by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
07 Dec 2024
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После спасения Тилл не может перестать думать о той странной штуке, которую сделал Иван в их раунде…
Или Тилл пытается понять, что вообще происходит. -
Супер Сексуальные Сумасшедшие Скандинавы by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Stand Still Stay Silent
19 Mar 2017
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им суждено создать лучшую группу в мире
или история о том, как люди спрашивают на чем ты играешь прежде, чем твое имя -
I hate everything about you by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 Apr 2016
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— Милая — отвратительное слово.
— Я знаю. Именно поэтому ты милая -
Рокси будет великолепным Ланселотом by Captain_Cosette
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 Apr 2016
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Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by foxglove (FeralPen)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2024
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When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.
When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.
Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
15 Jun 2026
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Carnal Pleasures by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
21 Mar 2024
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Zoro has a problem with being too intense in love, but he always cuts things off before they can interfere with his future.
So he tells the cook he's got a crush on him and expects it to end right there.
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Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
12 Jun 2026
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On Sight by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
23 Nov 2024
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Zoro didn't mean to kill the drunk guy who climbed through his window at 3 AM, honest. Deciding to dispose of the body, however, was definitely on purpose.
Turns out the bastard was his new neighbor, and very much still alive. Talk about first impressions.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
12 Jun 2026
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Zoro gets sunburned. Sanji discovers that he enjoys it a little too much.
Bookmarked by Captain_Cosette
10 Jun 2026
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“I don’t need to compare,” Sanji says hotly. “I already know mine’s bigger. It would be a waste of time.”
This is so obviously the reaction Zoro is looking for that it’s no surprise when he says, “Sounds to me like you’re scared, shit cook.”
“Like hell I am!” Sanji retorts, helpless to resist the heady rush of a challenge from Roronoa Zoro. Even when it’s one so orchestrated.
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10 Jun 2026