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“Why him?”
Lucifer closes his eyes with another sigh. He crosses his arms over his stomach, simulating the hug he so desperately needs.
There’s a lot he can say here.
Like how Alastor makes his hopeless heart flutter with the belief that maybe dreams are still possible; that Alastor makes him feel something, anything, everything all at once, and it is as heavenly as it is torturous.
But all he can manage, in a voice so small he can scarcely believe it’s his own, is, “He makes me laugh.”
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04 Jul 2026
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Executioner Al with an unhealthy dose of issues for our favourite angel and deer.
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02 Jun 2026
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Decades ago Alastor had tried to summon the King of Hell... only to be ignored and forced to make a deal with a lesser demon. In a way it was poetic how his desired deal had come at the perfect time, long after his death.
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Executioner Alastor... but my take.
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- Part 1 of I'll be Yours in Every Way
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02 Jun 2026
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“You look like shit.”
A red gaze sweeps Lucifer from head to hoof and back again, followed by a well-sculpted eyebrow rising pointedly.
“Yes, yes,” Lucifer says from very much not the high ground. “Pot. Kettle. I’m aware. Why do you look like shit?”
Red places his free hand on his chest, fingers spread in gentlemanly offense. “I’m merely winded from all the effort I put into saving the Pentagram from your folly.”
Uh huh. No doubt Red’s a real hero. But first, a point of clarification. “My folly?”
“When you walked straight into the most obvious ambush of all time and were used as the unwitting power source for a doomsday device that nearly killed us all.” Black-tipped ears perk forward. “Ring any bells?”
Oh, fuck him. Also, no, not really. “Well, excuse me for underestimating what you sinners are capable of. None of you have ever managed to hurt me before in all the millennia you’ve tried. I’m not used to ambushes meaning anything.”
“Hence, folly.” Red tilts his head to the side at an inhuman angle, canned laughter swelling in the background. “You’re so good at it!”
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25 Apr 2026
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Lucifer didn't think anything would make him get along with Alastor. Sure, they could exist in the same general vicinity without tearing each other to shreds, simply throwing snide comments at each other and backing off before things got too heated, but even with that relative peace Lucifer was convinced there wasn't a single thing they could mutually get along over.
That was, until a pleasant night spent in the foyer with jazz music crackling over the speakers, some alcohol, and good old fashioned gossip forced Lucifer to reconsider whether he and Alastor really were all so different.
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17 Apr 2026