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I was barely sobered up when Gurathin reached out over to feed to explain what had happened.
It doesn't have the fat, muscle, organs, or blood volume to handle something like this. It only has neural tissue, blood, and a few glands. What's a normal dose to you, Ratthi, is one hundred doses for it. On top of that, it doesn't have the filtration we do to quickly clear out or decompose a novel organic compound like this on its own.
My gut felt like it fell through the floor. None of this was supposed to happen. SecUnit had been there to keep me safe and I'd endangered it. What can we do for it? Can't the medical center do something?
They might if it would go to the medical center, but that's not happening. There was enough in his tone to let me know they'd attempted that and failed. Right now it's trapped itself in a corner of the mall. I need to get it out of there before it gets upset. I'm going to see if I can get it back to my quarters. Security has cordoned off the area for now, but if it's still out here when the morning rush comes, we might have a very serious problem on our hands.
Oh no.
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14 Jun 2026
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I sent ART the edited file along with a snapshot of my recent haptic sensor logs, which mostly looked like [deleted] [deleted] [deleted].
ART took a moment to process that. Your difficulty with physical touch extends beyond merely touching or being touched by humans, it surmised.
I guess, yeah. I bristled at calling it a ‘difficulty’: it wasn't hard to touch things, I just didn't like doing it. But I had a system for dealing with that, so whatever, it wasn't an issue.
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Or, ART wants to make Murderbot comfortable. (And yes, it would like to feel that for itself, too.)
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04 Jun 2026
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Gurathin loans Murderbot his genitals during a medical emergency. It's...not as bad as it could be.
Noncon warning is for the inherent nature of the trope - these two are being as respectful of each other as they can manage (so, not VERY).
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01 Jun 2026
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Set between Fugitive Telemetry and Network Effect, Murderbot inadvertently finds itself responsible for the welfare of a house full of children.
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30 May 2026
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Without a cubicle to reset its endocrine system, Murderbot goes into heat. Gurathin would normally be the last person it would turn to for the kind of help it now needs, but he smells so good.
With him, at least I wasn't at risk of anything emotionally complicated.
MIND THE TAGS <3
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- Part 1 of If Statements 'verse
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25 May 2026
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You can’t be this stupid, ART said, which was insulting but also relieving, because it never talked to me that way during the trauma treatment. Maybe this wouldn’t turn into a BARF after all. Turn off your governor module, you idiot. It’s giving you brain worms.
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- Part 2 of sandbox environment
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17 May 2026
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Returning Visitor by convictionandintervention
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
03 May 2026
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My family is visiting, Dr. Mensah sent. You’re welcome to stop by my quarters this evening, if you wish.
Mensah stilled. In the feed, I asked, Can I take over?
I kissed over her skin the way her marital partners liked to. The way she liked, even when it was me.
Farai, Tano, and I all saw it, and we felt everything.
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10 May 2026
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Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
« Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
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04 May 2026
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Still by my_castlescrumbling
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jan 2026
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It permeated his brain. The intoxicating smell of simple bar soap, laundry detergent, a hint of sweat, and Ilya. It was like a soft blanket surrounding his thoughts, cushioning them, slowing them down. He’d been so busy, so stressed, by both his life and his secrets. Everything was so complicated, so confusing, so anxiety-inducing, that he couldn’t remember the last time he’d truly been able to take a full inhale. So, as he knelt there, breathing, pressing into the man above him, Shane felt himself relax bit by bit, his anxieties and ruminating worries finally slipping away.
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Or, Shane learns that cockwarming quiets his brain.Series
- Part 1 of Hollanov
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20 Apr 2026
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let's be who we were already by labeledbones
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Apr 2026
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It starts with Ilya’s nails. Or, at least, that’s the first outward sign that Shane picks up on.
In which Shane supports Ilya as he explores gender expression/gender identity. Set during their first season on the Centaurs together.
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18 Apr 2026
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A Danger to Yourself or Others by onetrueharem
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Apr 2026
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Galina stopped writing to look at Ilya. "Do you think he'd be willing to talk to you next time it happens, even if it's late?"
Ilya's stomach turned over. He didn't even want to consider it, but he knew the answer. "Yes. But he silences his phone at night."
"Most phones these days have an option to let certain numbers ring through, even on Do Not Disturb. Do you think he'd be open to setting that up for you?"
Imagining that conversation made Ilya nauseous. Yes, no fucking doubt, Shane would be open to it if Ilya explained the reason. "I'm not going to ask him to do that."
Set during The Long Game, an alternate version where the plane scene doesn't happen. Instead, there's this: a car crash, a therapist's duty to report, and an urgent reckoning with priorities.
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17 Apr 2026
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a sound is still a sound around no one by dykeries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Feb 2026
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Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”
Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”
“You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”
The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.
In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.
There’s a lot to get used to.
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16 Apr 2026
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happy wife, happy life by lipstickliterature
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.
But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.
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or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.
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03 Mar 2026
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arancello by ceann_cinnidh
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
08 Aug 2025
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Gotham in the smoggy summer heat is a madhouse, a powder keg waiting to blow. The lines between Batman and Bruce Wayne have never been so blurred. He sleeps with throwing stars, and he barely gets out of his uniform to crawl into his cavernous lonely bed, and always his head is pounding, pounding, pounding with the pressure of it all.
On the one night he leaves his window open, who flies in but a Kryptonian shaped distraction.
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20 Aug 2025
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 // 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑻 𝑶𝑵𝑬-𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑻 by battinscnz
Fandoms: DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
30 Jul 2025
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Clark wakes up hard and hungry, and Bruce is already there for him, pliant and aching. Morning heat turns into something slower, deeper - where every thrust feels like a claim, and every breath sounds like a moan.
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08 Aug 2025
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Life Lessons by bloodvvitch
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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Bruce has spent weeks trying to get Clark to stay the night, but Clark has been using every excuse to avoid so much as kissing Bruce. When Clark flakes on yet another intimate moment, Bruce has had enough.
Clark, meanwhile, has a libido that’s driving him crazy and one huge secret that threatens to shatter his fledgling relationship. Now he has two choices: continue being a coward and break it off with Bruce, or scrape together the courage to tell Bruce what he’s never told anyone before.
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06 Aug 2025
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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13 Jul 2025
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“It’s reading a book right now, I don't want to bother it,” Ratthi dismissed.
“I'm what?” burst SecUnit.
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11 May 2025
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(you have become) the voice inside my head by Str4b3rryb1tch for EthanTheAnnus
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Dec 2024
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Logan can see the gears in Wade’s head turning, cogs whirring and clicking as he blinks down at Logan, grinning again full force and dazzling in the low light of the room, “Oh it’s fucking Christmas. Let’s make the yuletide fucking gay.”
Wade grinds down his hips into Logan’s and rucks up the flannel he’s wearing and Logan flushes, “I’m not gay, dickhead. I’m bisexual.”
Wade isn’t listening because he’s ducking his head under Logan’s shirt to bite and suck at his nipples - and grinding down on him like a horny teenager on prom night, “I just know there’s an over the pants mouth stuff joke in here somewhere, I’ve just gotta find it-”
This is a gift for Ethan, who was kind enough to put together this entire Secret Santa for the Deadclaws Ficcord - I hope you like this one, bub.
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- Part 1 of Holidays in Handcuffs
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07 Mar 2025
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where soul meets body by Edgebug
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Mar 2025
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Bookmarked by Cardinal_Perplexus
10 Jan 2025