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    In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 78

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    On Naruto’s instagram story.

    In his club outfit from last night from behind as he goes up the stairs, with a caption: *You ever meet someone so mean, it makes your dick twitch.*

    Karin grabs Neji’s phone, looking at the picture. “Sasuke. Your ass. In those shorts. In broad daylight?” She screenshots it. “I’m sending it to myself.”

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.

    Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.

    Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."

    Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.

     

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    Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    Naruto lurched forward on instinct, only to jerk backwards as Neji’s vicelike grip clamped his shoulder.

    “What in the hell are you doing?” Neji hissed. His lavender eyes bored into Naruto’s skull with the intensity of a sniper’s scope—unblinking, unyielding.

    “What’s that s’posed to mean?” Naruto snarled, fingers curling into fists to stop himself from slamming the Hyūga into the nearest wall. “That’s Sasuke. I know it’s Sasuke! My bondmate. The father of my kids—” The only soul I’ve ever loved.

    “Na. Ru. To.” Neji bit out each syllable like a curse, grip shifting to clamp Naruto’s jaw. “You cannot kidnap civilians off the street. That’s not vigilantism—it’s a felony.”

     

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    10 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Years after everything they survived, Yuuji and Megumi finally get something they were never sure they’d be allowed to keep — time.

    A late honeymoon in Italy, quiet and sun-warmed and soft in a way their lives never used to be.

    This is what comes after. This is what they chose.

    (includes very, very mild manga spoilers. No minors, both are aged up to around 30 years old.)

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    31 May 2026