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  1. I am setting these aliens loose on reddit by

    Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)

    29 Jun 2026

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    3
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  2. wardens trying and failing to have a normal one by

    Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition

    28 Feb 2023

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  3. gothic lit fics by

    Fandom Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Rappaccini's Daughter - Nathaniel Hawthorne

    22 Jul 2023

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  4. JarJangObi fics by

    Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

    21 Sep 2020

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  5. Max Rebo, his friends, his space boyfriend, and his ex-jedi son by

    Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types

    08 Sep 2020

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    Do You Know What it is to be Loved by the Universe? by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    01 Jul 2026

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    ‘There appears to be a real risk,’ said Psychologist Prime, tapping a stylus against their tablet in an idle way that frayed at the edge of Adrian’s sore nerves, ‘That should Alien Human-from-Earth-of-Sol Asylum-seeker Savior-of-Erid Grace perish, then your mate Savior Rocky may experience a radical and potentially fatal decline in physiological and psychological health.’

    ‘...I see,’ said Adrian. With exceptional calmness.

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    Let it not be said that Adrian was not devoted as well. They had stood firm, a loyal widower longer than others could fathom. Once you encountered a love like Rocky’s, there could be no replacement. Nothing could even compare.

    ‘Do you understand that?’ Adrian wanted to ask. So desperately, they wanted the alien’s reply. ‘Are you the only other creature in the universe who understands what it is like to be loved by someone so completely?’

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    Adrian meets Grace several times, before Grace is healthy enough to meet them in return. Despite light-years of distance between their species, Adrian might have finally met the first other being who appreciates Rocky like they do; or so they hope.

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 37

    Draw Me Like One Of Your Eridian Girls by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    31 May 2026

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    “Who the 𝇓𝇐𝅘𝅥𝅲♫♩𝇒 is that question?”
    “Whoa, language…I think,” Grace blinked “It’s you, Rock.”
    “Is not Rocky! Is blob!” Rocky stamped for emphasis “Rocky is straight lines. Very sleek. Much chiselled.”
    “You have some rounded edges,” Grace muttered trying to defend himself.

    There is a lot of time to kill on the long journey to Erid, Grace suggests drawing each other as a fun activity.

    This was made in honour of all the low poly Rocky's out there

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    30 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

    The Water's Fine by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    01 Jul 2026

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    “I’m sure it’ll be great,” he reassures Rocky. “And you’ll get to see Adrian again!”

    “Yes, yes, excite, excite,” Rocky says, and Grace still isn’t great at telling the mood of Rocky’s words from their tone, but it sounds a little off. “Tell me more about environmental needs for humans. I will make sure they know how to build you a home.”

    Grace lets that change of topic go for right now. If Rocky doesn’t want to talk about what’s bothering him right now, that’s fine.

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    30 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

    blank slate by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    28 Jun 2026

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    Something inside him unfurls like a rose. His shoulders droop and it’s only a matter of time before he starts crying again. She used to really hate it when that happened. He thinks it’s because it’s harder for her to cry and she’s jealous.

    “Did my life mean anything to you?” He doesn’t even know what he’s asking. Was his life worth it? Did she like him, in the end? His head is starting to hurt.

    Stratt sucks in a sharp breath. She looks at him for a long time before she nods slowly. She looks away from him and seems to hesitate, opens her mouth then closes it. Finally, she takes a deep breath and looks at him with her piercing and endless eyes.

    “It was the only thing that mattered for a long time. During those years right after the launch.”

    Grace can’t keep his eyes on her. He looks down to her hands and sees she’s twisting her fingers together until they’re bloodless.

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    30 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 80

    Kind regards, the Eridian Welcoming Committee by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    28 Jun 2026

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    "The Committee worked incredibly hard to provide him with comfort, enrichment and communication, with the slight caveat that they were. Well. Bad at it."

    Based on the works of tumblr user @justcakethanks. I adore these little train wrecks and felt they deserved some love.

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    29 Jun 2026