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Hatchets Un-Buried, or, Cassie Malfoys Adventures in Government-Mandated Homewrecking by ConstantlyPurpLexed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Dec 2024
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“I’m sorry, let me see if I can get this right - seven hundred years ago, the Lord Malfoy signed a deal with Lord Weasley, specifically just to fuck him over. Knowing full well that House Malfoy will only ever be born sons, he promised a daughter that would never exist - but when I finally had my name legally changed yesterday, suddenly I fill the role of this promised daughter? And now, due to the treaty signed by two men dozens of generations ago, I am legally obligated to marry the fucking Weasel?”
The ministry stooge nodded, his fat, sweaty face lightening into a relieved grin. “Yes, thats exactly right Miss Malfoy, I’m glad you’ve managed to be so understanding.”
From her left side, a quick inhale drew her attention, and she turned to meet the eyes of one Ronald Billious Weasley. He looked her up and down, blinking rapidly, then cocked his head to the side. Those rusty tumblers started spinning, and something approaching an original thought clunked its way through.
“...Draco?”
“My name is Cassiopeia,” she said numbly, lightheaded, frustrated, and already quite done with the day. “And I want a divorce.”
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03 Apr 2026
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Warm, Safe, and Swaying by armassy for ThistleProse
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2025
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Prompt: Harry's Animagus form is the boomslang, and he gets captured by Severus, who plans to use the snake for non-death required potion ingredients, and now he can't find Potter to talk to the damn snake for him.
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24 Nov 2025
