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    A Low-Effort Account of High-Stakes Nonsense

    Holly is done with saving the world. After a war, funeral after funeral, and one unfortunate wish made to a magical room with no sense of boundaries, she ends up somewhere very far from home—and very much someone else’s problem.

    Now she runs a not-entirely-legal bakery in a city where flour is political, dragons are supposed to be terrifying (hers is the size of a teacup), and minding your own business is practically a crime. She’s got no interest in thrones, titles, or noble nonsense.

    Which is exactly why the nobles won’t leave her alone.

    All Holly wants is to survive, stay unimportant, and keep her pastry case full. But when a certain highborn woman starts showing up for tea, Holly finds herself dragged—reluctantly—into court gossip, royal secrets, and a mess big enough to topple a kingdom.

    She didn’t come here to change the world. But the world keeps showing up at her door.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    When Tony Stark falls back through the Chitauri portal, it's to a world he's never seen before. When a man claiming to be a Stark walks into King's Landing, Sansa finds hope.

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    26 May 2026

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    Turns out that there are worse things than Voldemort. Like what Harry summons to defeat him. And the thing Harry becomes in the process of defeating him.

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    25 May 2026

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    Petunia has no interest in her freak of a sister's son, and so she passes him off to the only family she can think of that's still alive— family that's far, far away from her normal life on Privet Drive.

    Harry Potter disappears and a new boy takes his place, a boy with the best big brother in the world, surrounded by the bright lights and faded rainbow tents of the carnival. He grows up happy, he grows up loved, and he grows up knowing the basics of a good scam. The Wizarding World isn't going to stand a chance.

    (Knowledge of the Mentalist universe is unnecessary)

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    22 May 2026

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    It had been a slash across her chest from a White Walker’s sword that finally ended her life. Sansa’d landed in a puddle of her own blood, and she’d died quickly, quietly.

    And then she’d awoken with a gasp, trembling, in a bed that had burned under Theon’s betrayal.

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    10 May 2026