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    If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.

    Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Poisoned by his very food source, Ryland Grace is on the brink of death when Rocky makes a decision that will change the trajectory of both of their lives.

    Or: Ryland Grace is transformed into something new and eventually cries as his alien best friend tops him

    (There is also a plot, promise)
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    01 Jun 2026

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    "What'd you tell them so that they'd let you keep me here?" Grace asks, too anxious to let it go.

    "Is easy," Rocky says confidently. His tail whips down and wraps around Grace's waist, causing his heart to skip so many beats that he almost pukes. "Rocky say Ga'race is pet."

    "Oh," Grace says dreamily. "Well, that's - what the fish did you just say?"

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    The Hail Mary made the decision to land even before Grace woke up.

    As such, he fully blamed it on Mary when he went and fell in love with one of the indigenous Na'Vi that occupied the moon.

    Well... maybe it was a little bit of his fault, too.

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    25 May 2026

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    “What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.

    “Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”

    “Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”

    In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.

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    24 May 2026

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    Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.

    46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.

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    17 May 2026