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The Nice Goslings by Anonymous_Lobster
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Nice Guys (2016), Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Drive (2011), Barbie (Movie 2023), Blade Runner (Movies)
14 Jul 2026
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A Ryan Gosling Cinematic Universe Chat Fic, in College!
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Holland: AlrightHolland: I’m just gonna say it
Holland: I’m not entirely convinced Ken has a penis
Ken: EXCUSE YOU?!
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14 Jul 2026
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“You got Mario Kart?” House asks casually, reaching for his 3DS.
“I know I’m a bit rusty.” Wilson forgoes the shirt and sits down next to House, his own game console in hand. “But this isn’t how my hookups used to go.”
House shrugs. “Sex is boring.”
Wilson turns his head to see House’s face. He looks genuine, even shy. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say that before.” Wilson says neutrally.
“I don’t think I’ve ever said it out loud before.”
In which Greg House is asexual, James Wilson is a slut and their first meeting takes place in 2013.
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21 May 2026
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breaking news: sopping wet man with water pouring out of his ears is least weird member of his family by ace_onthecase
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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Herm has always been the black sheep. Ever since he was a little kid, his strange attitude and behavior drew whispers from his aunts and uncles.
Turns out that when your entire extended family are career criminals for fun, being a decent and caring person tends to make you stick out like a sore thumb.
It also tends to land you in…situations. Situations that Herm has rationalized as a bit commonplace. Apparently most people don’t have to bail out their second cousin after they get arrested for running an illegal piranha breeding ring out of the pool in the backyard.
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Waterboy: lol reminds me of when my 1st cousin once removed drowned in a haunted lake. crazy stuff. really no need to talk about me and my family
The Z-team: ok no run that back and explain
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10 Dec 2025
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Death of a Bird by LovelyMoonMagic
Fandoms: Gotham (TV), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
05 Aug 2025
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The Penguin is dead. A bullet wound, left to fester, slowly killed him—his empire left crumbled in his absence.
Edward Nygma hadn’t been there the night Oswald clung to his final threads of life in the forest. He hadn’t had the body of Kristen Kringle’s to bury, so he wasn't there to save the man nearing death. But ever since he’d met the crime lord, thoughts of Oswald Cobblepot had crowded Edward's mind, slowly developing into somewhat of an obsession.
So when the infamous Oswald Cobblepot’s body is wheeled into the GCPD Medical Examiner’s office, Edward decides he must study the Kingpin and learn what made him tick.
What he doesn’t expect though, was for the body to talk back.
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28 May 2025
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Sans has put in the bone work.
For fifteen years, he's raised Papyrus.
Not even counting the time loop.
And now some pretentious ancient bones want to have a say?
Oh hell no.
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Said "ancient bones" are mortified.
How were they supposed to know the short depressed skeleton was barely two decades old?!