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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    Luca: i fucked up
    Luca: i told ilya he was hot
    Luca: i showed him my fanart
    Luca: i SENT him my fanart

    G: LMAFOOOOOO
    G: literally why would you do that omg 💀

    Luca: I WAS DRUNK

    Or, 5 Times Luca almost revealed his Tumblr past and 1 time the Cens found out

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    07 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane Hollander is being personally victimised by his new brand deal involving his Apple Watch. 

    In its defence, the Apple Watch is only doing what it is designed to do:

    • tracking elevated heart rate,
    • logging suspicious late-night “Other” workouts.

    Also, it is adhering to it's unique bonus features. Features specifically designed to make Shane's life hell. The main one being: notifying his mother about his late night "work outs" with Ilya.

    Shane would like to die. Immediately.
    Ilya would like everyone to know that he is looking forward to eating Jackie's chicken parm.

    Or: Shane’s sex life becomes certified ring-closing data.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane and Ilya's secret relationship had just been outed via Hayden's FanMail video. Except, to the players and coaches far and wide, it's not much of a secret...

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    03 Jul 2026

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    With a record-breaking transfer fee in the 2018 off-season, Ilya Rozanov moved to Ottawa and wrecked his entire career and legacy in one go. Three years later, in a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint in Canada, a few of the Boston Raiders reckon with why.

    Relatedly, Shane Hollander is getting married.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Time for the highlight of the night.

    As Boston’s General Manager, Barry had plenty of professional goals for his evening at the NHL awards. His singular personal goal, however, was to see Coach Theriault pop a fucking blood vessel.

    He and LeClaire had already succeeded in trapping Theriault in conversation when Barry heard a very familiar Russian accent from over by the bar.

    Well, a good manager knows how to delegate.

    Barry waved Rozanov over to join them. Yuna Hollander noticed and stuck close to the kid’s side, her sharp gaze assessing as she too moved to join the conversation. Even better. Even fucking better.

    Beside him, Theriault’s face had already turned a dangerous shade of red.

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    Ilya Rozanov, Yuna Hollander and Coach Theriault walk into a bar...

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    02 Jul 2026