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    Kaveh had been clear. No poetic wording. No room for misunderstandings. No room for miscommunication.

    “I don’t see you that way,” Alhaitham replied flatly.

    Wow. So straightforward. So concise. Zero social etiquette.

    The heartbreak had not even settled in yet and Kaveh already wanted to throw him off the building.

    Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
    why is alhaitham on the roof

    Tighnari @actual_leader:
    what roof?? like about to jump??

    Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
    no he’s lying down flat like a starfish on the cement and just staring at the sky

    Star_Airbnb @star_villas:
    🔗 StarFish Rooftop Villa, 2Bedroom, 1.5 Bathroom with View

    (or: Kaveh was the one who got rejected by Alhaitham, so why is his junior acting like a tragically abandoned stray cat?)

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 13

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    “Don’t take them too seriously,” said Kaeya as he turned Durin around to face him, instead of the others. “They are just old dusty tales, we have grown past them.”

    There was something viscous and bitter swelling up inside his throat. An emotion he couldn’t quite name but felt older than himself. “Are there that many stories about killing dragons?” He asked and the lump grew.

    “There are this many!” Suddenly, Varka’s hands were in front of his face, his fingers curling as he enumerated, with quite some trouble. “There is Vera’s Melancholy and… uh…”

    “Ballads of the Squire!” Yelled someone.

    “Ballads of the Squire!” Repeated Varka, with the same enthusiasm he showed to the other titles of the many, many, many stories and ballads and poems and legends and novels and fairy tales that had been told in Mondstadt for centuries about sinking a weapon into a dragon’s chest and watching its blood pour out of the wound until its dying breath.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    ♪So humans do not need to care about viruses, question?♪

    “Well… we do need to care a little. Some viruses cause more severe infections than others. Influenza, for example, is pretty inconvenient for most people. It can cause nausea, fever, nose leaking, aches, coughing, and more. It can even be deadly for people with weak immune systems, like children or the very old. We definitely take it seriously when someone vulnerable gets infected. Influenza is one of the diseases we vaccinate for. Who remembers what vaccination is?”

    The entire class raised their claws. Grace facepalmed.

    “Right, duh. Forget I asked.”

    ♪Cannot forget.♪ Someone chimed, eliciting several giggling thrills.

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    Ryland Grace has an annoyingly short lifespan by Eridian standards. Rocky fix. Good thing Grace is there to teach the Eridians everything they need to know about human biology.

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    01 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 33

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    A migraine nestles in the left side of Alhaitham’s head. Unpleasant. He pushes himself away from his desk on his rolling chair and stares out the window to clear his mind.

    He doesn’t expect to see someone staring back.

    Alhaitham doesn’t startle. Just—freezes. Creep, he thinks.

    Alhaitham is annoyed and overwhelmed from the construction and its loud noises on the roof above his office. However, he finds one light in the situation: a man who routinely appears outside his window, clad in a highlighter-colored vest and hard hat.

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    20 May 2026

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    AUGHHH THEM POOKIES I LOVE THEM

  5. Rec 63

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    "What an astute young man," Zhongli murmured, his voice smooth as polished stone, deep as the tectonic plates shifting beneath Liyue. "You must be Teucer."

    "Yep!" Teucer nodded, practically vibrating with excitement. "And you must be my new big brother!"

    "No, no, NO—" Childe gasped, his survival instincts kicking in. He lunged forward, scooping Teucer up in one arm and slamming a hand over the boy’s mouth. "He's NOT your big brother, Teucer. Not—not yet—wait, NO, NOT AT ALL—"

    In which Teucer mistakes Zhongli for his new brother-in-law. Childe suffers.

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    25 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I like my gingers how I like my coffee. full of suffering and dying on the floor