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    “You miss your mommy, Rozanov?”
    “Not as much as I miss yours.”

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    Starting when he's 13, a series of looks into Ilya's relationship with his parents.

    Also featuring an answer to the famous question 'What did Ilya and David talk about while Shane was talking to Yuna?'

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    02 Jul 2026

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    The beauty of the love a child has for their mother

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    JJ didn't think the others saw it. Hayden, maybe, but Jackie was the only WAGs's name Shane had committed to memory so Hayden never brought it up. JJ didn't have a wife or girlfriend. He had his hookups and the names of the best restaurants in each city they player in. If JJ had a dog, Shane would probably mix its name up with Drapeau's. The others didn't get that however pathetic or sad they might think Shane, Shane thought the same of them tenfold when they missed shots at practice or ate fast food on weekdays. Shane wasn't being prissy or funny when he said, don't embarass me—JJ still doesn't know exactly what it was, but he doesn't care to find out.

    Shane had poured everything into his team (possessively: it was his team) and he asked them to give it back that day, so they delivered. When Shane smiled at them afterwards, it felt like love.

    Character study on neurotic batshit hardass Captain Shane Hollander. The awe-inspiring and aloof Canadian Hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Unwilling MLH sex icon Shane Hollander, the face on many mens' dart boards.

    or, JJ on the enigma of (his feelings for) Shane Hollander over the years.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    what a treat. What is the point of having a frighteningly competent OP sportsstar diva character if you can't make him a neurotic asshole? He literally asked "Again?" when his BFF said he was expecting another child.

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
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    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Cathedrals everywhere for those who care to see...

    Seriously , this creativity and tenacity is what makes AO3 beautiful

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    30 Jun 2026

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    How do people write so well? Short and punchy sentences throughout that make such a delightful narrative voice, but so much humor and poetry that the "accent"/brevity never feels like too much.

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Funnyyy. Good angst and humor