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on the road (or five times roy and hawkeye had sex while on the road during his campaign for president) by zauberer_sirin
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist
06 Aug 2011
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Prompt: Constant.
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16 Jul 2026
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Five Times Roy Mustang And Riza Hawkeye Didn't Have Sex (But Wanted To) by zauberer_sirin
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist
10 Feb 2010
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Over the years they've fantasized about having sex with each other. A lot. Written January 2010.
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15 Jul 2026
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Ciaphas Cain: The Emperor's Arbiter by Plasma_Assassin for Zahariel_Scholar
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
07 May 2026
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Ciaphas Cain had thought himself rather clever for switching his first deployment as a Commissar from the originally intended Artillery Regiment to the Vacation Planet of Fracterus. He should have known that the universe would hardly let him have such an easy time.
The Emperor, after all, needed a way to bring His will back to that sector. And while His will may be dolled out with hammer and bolter via his Primarchs and his Angels of Death, that does not mean that the ordinary man has no place in his plans, they just had to be....tweaked.
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A Missing Chef by Astrance for AedenSolus
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000
30 Jul 2024
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In sharing this particular fragment of the Cain Archive, it is my wish to shed light on a less explored period of Ciaphas Cain's life: that is, when the Commissariat sent him to liaise with Lord General Zyvan and his staff on Coronus. By then, Cain's career and status as Hero of the Imperium (despite his private protestations about the title) were well established and he found himself quite taken with a life that, for being more stable and comfortable than what he had known before, still put his particular skills to good use. The events described in this fragment illustrate well, I believe, the outrageous aptitude he had for always finding himself in the thick of things (albeit reluctantly) — a talent that made him a most valuable asset to the Inquisition.
— Amberley Vail, Ordo Xenos
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Night at the Opera by ArgelTal for Johanarchy
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000
13 Dec 2023
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During a rare moment of peace for both of them, Ciaphas Cain works up the courage to ask Amberley Vail out on a date.
A simple night out at the Opera turns into a demon summoning ritual, because of course it does, this is Cain's life.
Who knows, maybe fighting demons in a cocktail dress with a melta might have been on Amberley's bucket list so it wasn't a total disaster.
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13 Jun 2026
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ciaphus cain has a wonderful date at the opera