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Male Effect! by 2etmeup
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy, Halo
29 May 2026
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For a thousand years, males were myth. Every female of every species believed they had been abandoned by males due to their hubris. Then Harvest proved the legends wrong—males existed. Humanity, the greatest discovery since the Mass Relays, was declared the answer to their prayers.
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03 Jul 2026
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State of Arizona V. Saw-01-#75822 by Strahtahgem
Fandoms: Casualties Unknown (Video Game), Scav Prototype (Video Game)
26 Jun 2026
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The CEO of ██████ Is not one to make mistakes. But when one of the *animals* their company sent down into the depths of that *planet* returns with the █████ and asks to speak with them face to face, they reserve their feelings about speaking with *those* **things** and agree to give It some closure. Chances are they'll just have It killed afterwards, anyway.
This story details the aftermath of ██████ (CEO of █████)'s Murder.Bookmarked by Commissar_craner
29 Jun 2026
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Good news, you get a near infinite supply of super powers, magical items, and skill downloads.
Bad news, you're dropped in a death world with no memories.
Debatable news, you get a tail.
A Worm Chaos Gacha story starring a brand new Case 53! Meet Brockton Bay's newest and goodest boy!
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18 Jun 2026
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To the Imperium, Commissar Ciaphas Cain is a Hero.
To himself, he's a liar, of course.
But this time, he's keeping more than just his cowardice a secret- there's far more to Ciaphas Cain than he really wants to let on.
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15 Jun 2026
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The Annals of St. Ciaphas by beautifultoastdream
Fandom Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
25 Dec 2025
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"And so it came to pass that the most faithful servant of the Emperor, Ciaphas Cain, did pass into His Grace at the age of one hundred and thirty-four. He was buried with all the honors accrued to him in his long life of service to the glory of the Imperium of Man. Yet it was whispered among some of the regiments whom he had so served that Cain's loyalty to Him-on-Earth would not be chained by death, and that he who had fought and bled for Him would not refuse the call to aid His people again ..." --Excerpt from the Hagiography of St. Ciaphas of Valhalla and Perlia, M42
"Stop frakking praying to me!" --Unknown piece of paper found on Valhalla, M42
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22 May 2026