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    Shane gets caught on a hot mic walking Ilya like a dog. Twitter implodes. The team reminds them that it could have been worse.

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    23 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 42

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    Wtf did you get hit by a car???

     

    Luca Haas is nothing if not a dedicated fic author.

    Luca Haas might be cursed.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Carter Vaughn (NY): LISTEN UP I will give $1000 to whoever gets Shane Hollander drunk tonight

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): easy $1000

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander has never seen a good time because he lives in montreal with boring montreal teammates

    JJ 🏆💰: he had us in the first half ngl

    Shane: he had nothing in no halves

    Shane: I will have ONE beer

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    Scott Hunter makes a groupchat of everyone staying on the tenth floor at the hotel during the 2016 All Star Game. Shane has more than one beer.

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    23 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    inspired by this post on tumblr
    “I love the everyone wants to fuck Shane Hollander agenda so picture like, Ilya at a team member's bachelor party and the whole Raiders team is there and everyone is drunk and they're playing games and just yelling out answers at the same time to questions like what's your favourite position and age you lost your virginity and giving each other shit for the answers but then there's what player you would go gay for and suddenly the whole team yells Shane Hollander at once to stunned silence afterwards and Ilya has the worst fucking night of his life”
    by laviejaguardia

    update: THIS WORK WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED TO BE A SINGLE CHAPTER, AND CAN BE READ AS COMPLETED, HOWEVER I MIGHT ADD A SECOND CHAPTER WITH BOSTON’S REACTION TO HOLLANOV COMING OUT
    update 2: second chapter is now finished!! i just need to work on the formatting because it looks a mess rn 😭
    hopefully the second chapter will be out on the 20/6/2026 GMT

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  5. Rec 26

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    During the Rose Landry era, Ilya acts out a little more self-destructively, a little more recklessly, and slips up for the first time in a decade.

    His teammates—the boys, his Cup crew—well. They're doing their best.

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