ConfuzzledSani
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A journey which begins at unexpected camaraderie, travels through divine existential crises, passes across treating monsters with kindness, and ends in love.
All wrapped up in classical music, mythological metaphors, and blasphemous jokes.
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17 Jun 2026
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Charlie isn't sure how she hasn't noticed it before, but now that she's seen it, it is so obvious : Alastor is in love.
She decides to play matchmaker.
As always, her ability to believe the best in people is both her greatest strength and her greatest weakness.
Her matchmaking attempts lead to a cascading series of events, with opposing agendas and unintended consequences, which are often comical and sometimes serious.
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Alternative Summaries:
Charlie wants Alastor and Lucifer to date and things get out of handRadioApple but like do they know that? Has anyone told them?
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Spoilers for Season Two.
Huge thank you to HeeroTheShiro for the ongoing Beta and letting me be obsessed at you
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13 Jun 2026
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Somehow, Kakashi gets his happy ending. He also gets kidnapped.
Fortunately, Kakashi makes a great damsel in distress.
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18 May 2026
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Static Between Heaven and Hell by Jorie2127 (JorieDS)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
18 Jun 2026
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When Alastor dies in 1933, he expects Hell.
What he does not expect is to wake in the in-between, face to face with Michael, the prince of Heaven, and be offered a bargain. All in exchange of protecting one Lucifer Morningstar, no less!
Alastor agrees for practical reasons.
Then everything becomes inconvenient because what begins as a mission becomes something far messier as Alastor is drawn into the world of these two angels. There are too many feelings involved and that's certainly not what he bargained for!(Someone please help this dumb deer.)
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15 May 2026
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[...Lucifer is on his feet before he knows it, pulling the blanket down to see something he thought he’d never see again.
A baby.
A nephilim.
The half-angel half-human stares up at him with large, golden eyes. Its tan, chubby cheeks morphing into a wide toothless smile, and squeals.
“Charlie.”
“I don’t know Dad!"]
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Charlie and Vaggi find a half-angel half-human baby. Feeling his parental instincts going wild and having knowledge of half-angels, Lucifer offers to take care of her. It all goes well, too well, until they are attacked.
Injured and powers draining, Lucifer summons a portal to take him and the baby somewhere safe by Charlie's command.
Only, the portal leaves him in 1930, powerless and floundering. Oh, and past Alastor is here! How nice. Gosh, Lucifer hates that guy.
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14 May 2026