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    Lan Wangji becomes a single father after adopting A-Yuan at age 24. Amongst the many trials and tribulations of fatherhood, he creates a home with his son. When A-Yuan becomes enamored with local amusement park bunny mascot, the two end up spending every Sunday with the mysterious Mr. Bun.

    But who is this mysterious Mr. Bun? And why does he seem so familiar to Lan Wangji? Why do his actions tug at back of his heart like a forgotten fish hook?

    Let's go to Bunnyland!

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    09 Jul 2026

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    “You make me act insane,” he mutters.

    “Me?” Olly hisses. “I make you act insane? I’m out here in the middle of the fucking wilderness because of you.”

    Qifrey releases him to pull his compass out. “You love the wilderness. You also love following me around. Especially when I tell you not to.”

    “Yeah, that’s the exact insanity I’m referencing. Wasn’t like that before I met you. I hated going outside. That’s why they brought me to the Assembly, remember?”

    “Well. Who can say what I was like before I met you?”
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    While trying to dissuade Qifrey from pursuing the brimhats, Olruggio falls suddenly ill.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Before he can reach the shelf, his head feels like it’s splitting open, and his vision blurs. He’s hot all over, and his exhausted body can’t keep up. The last things he registers before the darkness are the sudden immobility of his muscles, losing control of bodily functions, and the distress of not having met his own goal.

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    Rei contracts a severe case of monster flu, leading to complications. Enter Edmond’s special physical therapy service: battle training as a way for Rei to regain use of his body. If it brings their mutual feelings for each other to the surface, so much the better. At least, if Rei’s grouchy, uncooperative attitude and Edmond’s waning patience don’t stand in their way. Cue nosy but supportive friends and a noisy but supportive Grand Sorcerer, and it just might work out.

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    18 May 2026

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    Objectively it was the Great Master Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky’s fault.

    If he didn’t scatter wife plots so densely in his moronic novel, Shen Qingqiu wouldn’t have to thread so carefully through this world. If there were just a few, but meaningful ones, they wouldn’t just mix up in his mind, he would be able to spot them from the beginning, not just realizing after he got himself into one.

    Dear Airplane, not every flower needs to emit aphrodisiac pollen. Not every array needs to be a lust inducing one. Not every slime a person gets coated with needs to make them feel a sudden urge to confess his feelings.

    Most importantly - wife plots should wait for the protagonist and his beloved, not trigger on a random passerby!

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Mobei Jun comes home sick. Fevered. Shang Qinghua knows what he should do. He also knows what he wants to do, and those are not the same thing.

    But sometimes you have to follow your heart, especially when your heart is telling you to take the once-in-a-lifetime chance to fuck your king while he's warm.

    - or -

    Mobei Jun is warm and soft and Shang Qinghua is a very, very simple man. He can't resist the urge to touch, to squeeze, to fuck. And if there are consequences? Worth it.

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    26 Apr 2026