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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.

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    Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.

    A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    It’s the height of the Gilded Age in America where everyone is searching for a new life and a new fortune from booming industry to the colonization of the wild frontier. Wade Wilson is a disgraced alpha trapped in the in-between of east and west, high society and labor, recluse and shunned. Though he’s convinced himself that he’s just fine on his own, others are more than happy to meddle in his perfectly quiet life before he loses his grip on reality more than he already has.

    Peter Parker is a down on his luck omega who needs money fast. Knowing that laying tracks is a quick ticket to a short life, he let himself be talked into joining the mail order omega program. He’s careful about the alpha he chooses and determined to carve out a life for himself with a handsome stranger. But the shock of his alpha’s appearance is nothing compared to the slamming of the door in his face as Wade declares he has no intention of mating with anyone, especially not some gold-digging omega tart.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Wade is sure he’s hallucinating, because this happiness cannot be real and he’s just waiting for reality to kick in. Peter decides to intervene.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    When Peter joins the Avengers he discovers that earth's mightiest heroes might be more aptly described as the earth's douchiest heroes. (And he's met Wolverine so that's saying something.) Peter comes to realize that if his heroes are going to be mean to Wade than he needs to find better heroes. JJ is going to have a field day with this. He can see the headline now.

    Spiderman Quits Avengers, too good for earth's heroes!

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    12 Jun 2026