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    “Me Grimlock crush enemies,” he rumbles, “but Starscream not worth effort.”

    Starscream gawks. He doesn't know if he's more offended or relieved.

    Excuse me?”

    “Pathetic. Small. Weak.” Grimlock shakes his helm dismissively, tail thudding against the dirt like a gavel. “Not challenge. Not fun.”

    Starscream bristles, indignant despite the situation.

    ‘Not fun’? I’ll have you know-”

    “Quiet.” Grimlock growls, turning away. His tail knocks a tree over. He doesn't seem to notice. “Stay out of Grimlock’s way. Or next time, Starscream not be so lucky.”

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    Starscream crash lands on Dinobot Island. The only way he's going to survive long enough to get off the Primus-forsaken rock is to somehow convince an apex predator to protect him.

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    29 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excuse me while I fawn over this couple. This is so cute. 💖😭

  2. Rec *

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    Megatron is fed up with Starscream's antics, but turns out the seeker isn't up to his usual tricks.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Cute sloppy after laying sex and carrier/sire coding. Megatron licking them is so cute.

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    A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    A quick easy read to help with some of the more common problems with smut writting. 100% using this for the word bank and tips. Highly recommend to anyone struggling or finding themselves in a rut.

  4. Rec 29

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    Officer Prowl finds himself divided with the tight flawless innerworkings of Praxus, and a stray Heifer who stole his spark. Will he follow his training and do what's expected of him, falling in line and doing his duty as a Bull for his city? Will he crumble to his knees pleading with the brothel's owner as if he's a needy calf.

     

    It's a Heifer AU, there's plot but we're all here to get our rocks off.

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    06 May 2026

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    This has cows and I am here for it!

    The author puts jazz in the prettiest clothes and settings 💖

  5. Rec 2

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    For four million years, the Lumicons have kept Cybertron's secrets hidden from the war-tribes of Autobots and Decepticons. Moonracer has spent her career alone on the surface, doing the work, filing the forms, and avoiding any contact with those who destroyed her home.
    Then the Matrix crashes into her work site, and directly behind it, an idiotic mech named Hot Rod.
    One charming smile later and she wonders why she's about to break the rules that have kept her kind safe for a millennia.

    Designed to read as three G1 style episodes in a canon-friendly AU, this action adventure story will have thrilling races, Galvatron punched in the face, and in the end the day is saved and one very overworked Rodimus can finally step down.

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    17 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Moonracer finds a fool and they go on an adventure. But I also will find this fool of a writer and get them to write more. Author I hope this bookmark finds you before I do +_+