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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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24 Jun 2026
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A Special Existence by fancywaffles
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into the kid brother of the man he'd once written an entire forum post about how his final punishment as a limbless, one-eyed, tongueless human stick should’ve also included castration. Living Shen Jiu's backstory from almost the beginning gives Shen Yuan a much different perspective on the character and he dedicates himself to being a better influence so that he can prevent the canon event that would lead to his horrible death.
It is six years later than he expects that Luo Binghe finally shows up.
(or, shen yuan makes plans and system laughs)
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- Part 1 of Shameless Rewrite
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17 Jun 2026
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Dialogue Tree by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2026
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[Initiating punishment protocol.]
Wait wait wait wait.
What!?
Where is this coming from??
What did he do, System!? Lying in bed like a lump on a log, not moving or speaking as he tries and fails to drift to sleep, what could he conceivably be doing that would merit a punishment!? And where do you get off, barging in to dole out reprimands out of nowhere when you’ve been radio silent for the last few years! Is the plot over or isn’t it???
“Mn.” Plastered to his side like sticky rice as per usual, a needy arm curled around his waist to keep him close and make sure that he can’t wander off without waking him, Luo Binghe stirs slightly as Shen Qingqiu stiffens with rage. “Husband…?”
Shen Qingqiu opens his mouth to reassure him, but his voice completely refuses to leave his throat. And that’s when it appears.
1. “Get off, you’re suffocating me.” (Coldly push him away.)
2. “Husband, I’m feeling a little restless~” (Turn into him seductively.)
3. “It’s nothing, just a bad dream.”-
The System gets inventive, and Shen Qingqiu has to work with limited options.
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- Part 38 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Jun 2026
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How I Found Out My Brother Was Dating a Demon Emperor From Another World by minarenny for eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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What Shen Tang also notices is the way that her brother returns each of Luo Binghe’s shockingly intense glances. He stares in a more blatant way than he ever would have in the past, partially as if he can’t stop looking at Luo Binghe—as if his presence is a balm to some malady that Shen Tang didn’t know existed—and partially as if he’s simply appreciating the view.
Luo Binghe preens obviously with every glance.
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12 Jun 2026
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Love 'em and leave 'em fast by danegen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 May 2024
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Wei Ying loves hookups. He especially loves hooking up with gorgeous people who are a little mean. But there’s a difference between a little mean and whatever Lan Zhan has going on. Which is why Wei Ying has the most confused boner of his life.
But it’s not like he’s afraid of Lan Zhan. He should just text the hot guy who’s obviously hot for him, let the hot guy fuck his brains out, and then forget about the hot guy completely. That’s what hot people are for.
It's so rude when the creep at the coffee shop turns out to be really good at sex and then also wants to date you. Who expected that? Not Wei Ying, that's for sure!
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12 Jun 2026