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Doe Eyes (she can't be this cute) by Toon_Topaz
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
17 Dec 2023
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"Oh my gosh, are you okay?"
Ugh...what the hell...where is he...and why does his head feel so...full and empty at the same time?
"Aw don't worry little guy, I'll get you inside where it's warm."
He's so tired...and his heart is pounding so much, why can't he turn it down? Where are the others anyway?
"You tried your best okay? Everything's gonna be fine."
What is that...chirpy voice? Who's speaking? It's not one of them, certainly, no voice in this particular body has a voice anywhere near that high...
"There there...get some sleep, my gallant knight."
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When the Voice of the Paranoid is inexplicably separated from his original body, and winds up in a world meant for someone else, it's only natural that he'd panic.
And when the most innocent of all Princesses finds her dear beloved passed out on her doorstep, of course she'd take the leap and rescue him from the elements.
Neither of them have any idea what they're in for.
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- Part 1 of Slay the Princess Schenanigans
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28 Oct 2024
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Attempting to undo the abomination they’ve turned the Princess into, the Contrarion tries an unorthodox strategy.
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28 Oct 2024
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Achievement description: Refuse to acknowledge your Better.
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An alternate take on the Tower-Fury route.
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28 Oct 2024
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Someone requested a little skit of the Princesses from "Slay the Princess" playing "Among Us" and it was too funny a concept to pass up. So here you all go!
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27 Oct 2024
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The court proceedings of Hermitcraft’s first ever divorce, centering on Grian (Petitioner #1), Scar (Petitioner #2), Mumbo Jumbo (defense lawyer), a cat (also somehow a defense lawyer?), several judges since they keep quitting because of all the nonsense, and your tireless Court Scribe JoeHills.
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19 Aug 2024
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Rule 1: No friendly fire in the camp.
Rule 1a: NO GRAVEL, NO SAND, NO FALLING BLOCKS
Rule 1b: SCAR THIS MEANS YOU
--- I dont know What you’re talking about
--- You know exactly what I’m talking about!Bookmarked by CryptidMew
18 Aug 2024
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Just Like Old Times by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Apr 2024
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He stopped in the doorway and gasped as he caught sight of Etho maskless, his shirt lifted halfway up his chest as he slowly unwrapped a dirty-looking bandage from his midriff. At the sound, Etho looked up, waving at him nonchalantly.
"Oh, hey Bdubs. Come for the rent or somethin'?"
________________________________A small ficlet, where Bdubs fixes Etho's injuries and they flirt/bicker (like they do)
Featuring a flirty Etho and a flustered Bdubs.
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17 Jul 2024
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There’s something odd happening with the stray cats in Chelford. [POV Outsider, OC-centric, one-shot]
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07 Jul 2024
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don't go outside (now is not the time) by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jun 2024
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Between sessions, Joel goes for a little walk. He runs into Scott and isn't happy about it.
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29 Jun 2024
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what's a little healthy competition between soulmates? by lNSOMNYA
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP
24 Feb 2024
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The idea is simple enough, honestly. All he does is crank up the flirting, turn down the lights. Get all close to Etho, and wear his shirt, too, for good measure. You know, just the basics. It doesn't take long for Etho to make a move.
And no, Joel never lets him forget that he lost their competition.
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25 Jun 2024
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After a visit to the deep dark, Etho is shaken up. He doesn't realize that Joel can feel his irregular heartbeat until he gets back to the relation-ship.
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17 Jun 2024
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Joel's head had suddenly begun to pound, worse than ever before in his life, enough to make his ears ring and cause him to press his hands to his head. Then, ever-so-slowly, one by one, eyes began to blink open. All around him, different sizes, not connected to anything that he can see, simply just... blinking into existence out of thin air. And every single one of them had been staring at him.
I should probably, he remembers thinking, feel more scared than I do.
"...Hi," he had said instead, coughing awkwardly to clear his throat. "I — uh... I like your eyes."
And the rest, as they say, was history.
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17 Jun 2024
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The night the world ends, Grian is standing in an empty bunker, liquid fire running through his veins, seeing nothing but red.
I am going to kill him.
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17 Jun 2024
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He steadies himself, facing the house, feet planted shoulder width apart, and nocks the arrow, the other side held up by the ledge he carved out for it. He steadies himself, closes one eye, makes sure his arm isn’t too straight, pulls back smoothly, aims, and -
Thump.
The arrow hits and stays, just below where he’d aimed. Not too bad.—
Pearl was his friend from the start to the end, and despite being enemies since this final fight started, he still feels like running an arrow or an axe or a sword through Ren’s throat. Revenge on her behalf. For the times they had in between the war.
For the first time in a long time, he spreads his legs shoulder width apart, nocks the arrow easily - but not too fast - pulls the string back, twists his arm just so, closes his left eye, and lets go.
It’s his first shot, and it’s the one that lets Ren know he’s there. The next three shots are fast - arrow, nock, pull, fire, then rinse and repeat. There’s no proper form to it, just speed and anger and hurt. Because right now, all he wants is Ren dead.Bookmarked by CryptidMew
10 Jun 2024
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The Florist and a Flower Husband by im_headless
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Dec 2023
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“How many hearts do you have left?”
Scott spoke softly, “Half..”
“Fifteen?” Clearly Joel didn’t get what he meant, unfortunately, “Well then what are you doing here? Get up and go home, jeez-”
“No, Joel-” he forced himself to talk further, “Half.”
“Half like.. Half a heart?”
(or: Scott is left barely hanging on after the fight with the Wither and just wants to wait out the effect alone. Knowing his luck, it's not going to be that easy, also because he is invading in someone's base.)
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10 Jun 2024
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twist the knife like it's something to do by opportunityarose
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
31 May 2024
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the acidic smell of redstone smarting your nose, the shrill shriek of the other red name in your ear.
you're the only ones left at the end of the world.
// or, grian contemplates joel before and after their deaths in last life.
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- Part 13 of sam's mcyt works
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01 Jun 2024
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He focuses all of his energy on the camera in the corner of the room, and it takes almost no effort to glitch through it and arrive in front of Carmilla's tower. The first thing he notices when he does is the strange sensation running through his system, a static-like electricity lightly scrambling his signal. It doesn't leave when he shakes his head in an attempt to get rid of it, and despite the strange feeling, he shrugs it off and makes his way towards the elevator on the bottom floor, clicking the right buttons and starting to make his way up.
The only problem is that the originally light, barely noticeable signal increases steadily as he makes his way to the top floor, nearly bringing him to his knees at the intensity of it.
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Vox has never met the infamous radio demon. At least, not before today.
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11 May 2024
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Uhh idk what I was doing with this one, Lucifer brutally kills Valentino, there's a little husk x angel dust scene, vox offers angel a job, idk read it to find out or don't
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11 May 2024
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Lucifer gets Angel Dust out of his contract, so Husk asks if he can get him out of his.
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11 May 2024
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Alastor learns about how Valentino treated Charlie and realizes that he easily could turn this to his advantage. Chaos ensues.
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11 May 2024