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    Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.

    “Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.

    “No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.

    “It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.

    “Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.

    “Yeah.” Satoru says.

    Suguru glares even harder.

    “Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.

    “I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.

    “I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”

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    14 Jun 2026

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    The first time it happens, it's a mistake; Tobirama doesn't mean for his battlefield banter to turn into dirty talk.

    But after a while, it's just too entertaining to stop.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “I don’t have a thing for other alphas in general," Satoru says, "Just him. I have a thing for Suguru.”

    Shoko laughs, and pushes his head off her lap. She gets up to get her cigarettes, opens the sliding door towards her room’s little balcony and leans against the frame of it.

    “What is it about Suguru that makes everyone’s brain light up like New Year’s? I’ve had a crush on him since I first saw him. I like him more than I like you, you know.”

    Satoru thinks he should be insulted, but he gets it.

    “It’s the hair, isn't it?”

    “I can't explain it, but Suguru looks like all the yandere love interests in my otome games."

    Satoru gets up on his elbows and eyes her suspiciously. Shoko’s continuous obsession for ero-games and romanceable yandere girls is well documented.

    “You mean the ones that end up killing you?”

    “I’d let Suguru kill me,” she says dreamily, “You wouldn’t get it.”

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    Satoru, Suguru and Shoko, and the messy codependency between them

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    11 Jun 2026

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    The Uchiha are cursed.

    Evil.

    Dreadful.

    It's what Tobirama's been taught from a very young age. Views that should never, ever stray, and yet... things aren't always what they seem.

    Perhaps, the Uchiha aren't as cursed as he was told. Just maybe, they aren't as bad as his father had him believe. He means, his Anija fell for one. Chased after one. For years, Hashirama was consumed by it and all it did was add fuel to Tobirama's loathing fire until that one Uchiha.

    He changed everything.

    Stupid Izuna.

    Tobirama will never fall in love with him.

    Never.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    09 Jun 2026