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Ilya Rozanov’s husband sends him to the grocery store for basil under a time constraint.
Unfortunately, Ilya grabs the first shirt he finds in Shane Hollander’s closet.
Unfortunately, the shirt says HOLLANDER 24 on the back.
Unfortunately, someone on hockey Twitter notices.Or: Ilya Rozanov accidentally outs his secret relationship with Shane Hollander while buying groceries.
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10 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov doesn’t post. Except, apparently, when he’s in bed, in love and his husband is on top of him with Anya beside them
The internet and his teammates have questions that Ilya doesn't want to answer.
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Ilya post a picture on Instagram of Shane sleeping on top of him and became trending topic on twitter.Bookmarked by Cynical716
10 Apr 2026
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Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'
“What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.
“I want to eat him,”
Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.
“Like...sexually or...literally?
Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.
“Yes,”
Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.
Alternatively, The Office Fic
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18 Jan 2026
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He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.
And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.
// or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
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15 Jan 2026
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Alex always knew his curiosity and impulsiveness would get him into trouble. It got him tangled up with MI6, after all. He hadn't expected it to land him in the middle of SCORPIA as Yassen Gregorovich's apprentice. No pairings, AU after Skeleton Key.
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13 Jul 2024