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Alice was a simple data analyst worker drone, Sakura was a ninja in training. Neither of them asked for this.
Identity, Survival, and the deeply inconvenient realization that the village you live in might be a death cult.
Sakura SI, Naruto AU.
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“Are you… a god?”
Another rumble of laughter, this one longer and more intense. The stars flickered and nearly went out, the galaxies spun wildly on their axes, and an invisible wave of force swept across the plane.
“No, I am far beyond what you know as a god. While gods quarrel and meddle and have petty affairs in their own little domains, I stand beyond them, seeing and watching all,” the voice rumbled. “You may know me by many names. He Who Watches From Beyond the Stars. The Key and the Gate. Opener of the Way. Yog-Sothoth. But you may address me by my true name: Bolothamogg.”
Pulled to Toril by a great cosmic horror, an ordinary human from Earth is tasked with one objective: defeat the Absolute and stop the Illithid Grand Design, before it engulfs the universe and destroys everything he knows and loves.
Prewritten with weekly updates.
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Operation: Happy Tuna (HI3rd SI) by CelestialDrafts
Fandoms: 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game)
27 Jul 2026
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"Thou Shalt Constitute Thyself As A Shield For The Weak And Innocent." Waking up in the body of K-422, a failed experiment that should never have existed, I was expected to live by these words. But honestly? All I really want is to give my sister, the Kiana everyone knows and loves, a gentler life than this world has planned for her. As someone by her side from the start, surely that won't be too difficult. Right?
(SI wakes up as K-422, does everything in her power to make Kiana happy. Featuring countless Honkai-induced stress headaches for our protagonist.)
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Masochism Reversal by teethgrease
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)
12 Jul 2026
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What's Masochism to someone who can endure pain?
Mark never found his match, flesh too tough to bend under nails and chafe from friction, the weak pulse of teeth biting into his skin nothing more than a blooming bruise, swollen under the hot breath of his partner. He's Invincible, after all, and there's not many people walking around still who can stand toe-to-toe with that title.
Not physically, at least, but when your hands dip into something deeper within, curling around his very being, a twinge of his state of body instead of a kiss to his neck, he realizes quickly the pleasure of receiving.
Nothing sets the mood like a power shift? Right?
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How to Be a Proper Stalker:
First, never cause any trouble for the person you're stalking.
Second, absolutely never get caught.
Third, fulfill the target's needs.
Fourth, make sure you're stalking for at least eight hours a day to keep your life fulfilling.You followed the Stalker Code to the letter. But it turns out that's a little harder to pull off in a world full of superpowered people.