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Another day, another dollar for local barista gal Naomi! It’s a hard job, sure, but she needs the job to pay the bills! Fortunately, all her customers are super nice, and at the end of each day, she heads home with a hefty sum in tips stashed in her purse...
But she isn’t sure why. Her shifts go by like a blur, and the finer details are harder to remember...
Well, it’s not like she’s humiliating herself and giving her customers any sort of sexual favors or services mid shift, right? That’d be ridiculous~
Commission for DarkHatBoy, one of my hypno inspirations~
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22 Jun 2026
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Overactive Imagination by herecomesaspecialboy (hamburglar)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 Jul 2020
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Ferdinand Von Aegir did not spend too much time at the opera or reading novels as a child. If his thoughts now ever wander to being tied up by a strikingly handsome adversary (which they do not), it is only because he needs to be prepared with a good strategy, should that ever come to pass. Also, avoiding Hubert is much more difficult at Garreg Mach than it had been in Enbarr.
Hubert prides himself on his powers of intimidation and detection, and Ferdinand is obviously hiding something. It is Hubert's duty to his future Emperor to put a stop to it.
OR: Ferdinand thinks they're in a gothic novel and Hubert thinks they're in a spy thriller. They're both wrong. It's a romantic comedy.
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So You Ride by featherhearted
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
13 Nov 2022
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When Hubert went down to the kitchen in the morning, he found a shirtless Ferdinand sitting on the table, nursing a hangover and his nipples.
Half a year of Hubert dealing with Ferdinand and Ferdinand's emotional support nipple piercings.
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Let the other historians have their gods, smooth, cold marble. Nora loves her work and this stone minotaur, rough and warm from her touch.
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15 Jun 2026
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A Body Intact by featherhearted
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Apr 2023
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Hubert frowned at two small vials he did not recognize. They were unnaturally appetizing looking, the deep, syrupy red of ripe cherries. He picked one up and turned it upside down. His own spidery handwriting declared this to be v. tricolour - thrice distilled 1183 - fuckjuice - do not consume.
Hubert nearly dropped the bottle.
Hubert develops international food safety and nutritional quality standards, in spite of - not because of - Ferdinand.
Complete.