Darkly_Humorous
Fandoms
- Batman (Comics) (5)
- Batman - All Media Types (4)
- Doctor Who (2)
- Mindhunter (TV 2017) (2)
- Dragon Ball (2)
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Everyone's had a ride!
Or, I ship my favorite time-skipping assassin from Dragon Ball Super with whomever strikes my fancy. Every chapter will be a one-shot with its own pairings and plot, united only in the sense that Hit will be a participant in one way or another. Some chapters will contain smut, some will not.
Requests welcome.
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Good Friends and Free Food by Darkly_Humorous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
26 Dec 2024
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After Harley wins a holiday ski trip under shady circumstances, Crane finds himself accompanying her. The Scarecrow is many things, but too good for a hot meal with a friend is not one of them.
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Hit receives an awkward invitation from Universe 11's top speedster. After accepting, mainly to get Vados off his back, Hit soon finds more trouble than he bargained for. Between distrustful Pride Troopers, angelic meddling, and the occasional attempted murder, it's a miracle Hit and Dyspo have any time for training. Or anything else.
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Two tales for Halloween of the Scarecrow doing what he does best: terrifying the populace, and making his own life hard.
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A lack of Christmas dinner sends Harley on a quest. Along the way, she finds the spirit of the season thanks to the generosity of strangers.
Recent bookmarks
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Even the cruelest tyrants have needs.
(A collection of horny Frieza oneshots for people into that sort of thing.)
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05 Jun 2025
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Our heroes have returned from the Tournament of Power and to everyone's surprise, Beerus and Whis have resurrected the dreaded Frieza! Desperate to keep the peace between the tyrant and her husband, Bulma calls upon Yamcha to keep Frieza entertained. But what are the chances that this unorthodox duo fall for each other? The fate of the world rests in Yamcha's pants - HANDS! His...his hands...
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15 Mar 2025
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“There are four places where a single strike would kill or disable you, from this stance.”
Alt ending for EP72. Goku and Hit talk about a rematch. Sort of.
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13 Mar 2024
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Hit is a seasoned hitman, used to taking on jobs without hesitation. But when he's hired by a mysterious client to assassinate Goku, he finds himself with conflicting emotions. Will he choose to fulfill his duty as a hitman, or will his growing attachment to Goku be too strong to ignore?
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06 Dec 2023
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In Holden’s dreams, it isn’t a hug.
In his dreams, it’s meaty hands around his neck until he sees stars. In his dreams, Kemper’s muted smile is the last thing he sees as the world turns dark.
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Holden deals with the fall out of meeting with Kemper. Bill helps, in his own way.
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29 Oct 2019