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  1. Rec 32

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    How do you deal with Draco Malfoy becoming a post-war sex god and casually infiltrating your friend group?
    You don’t.

    or,

    The One Where Harry Loses His Shit.

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    09 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 78

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    “Malfoy.” Harry’s normal indoor voice is supposed to be low and confidential, but it comes out as more of a breathy moan. “Is this because of the Wanking—er, the thing in the showers?”

    Malfoy’s eyebrows go up like he’s never heard the word wanking. “Potter, surely you’re not suggesting that my preference for you as a partner was predicated on sexual attraction.”

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “You know, I’ve heard about your famous dares, but I’ve never actually seen one that was very impressive,” Harry was saying. “Just that thing with Blaise. You’ve been refusing to play at all. I bet you’re out of practice. Lost your nerve.”

    “Oh, you want to play, do you?” Draco said, and if Harry heard the dangerous tone in his voice, he ignored it. 

    “I’ve been saying for months that you were being dramatic, complaining about my dares. I think maybe you’ve lost your touch. I don’t think you can—”

    Draco took the bait. He couldn’t back down from Harry, and he never would.

    “I dare you,” Draco said. “For the next month—” Theo whistled; a month was the maximum length for this game, but it was rare. Draco straightened, crossed his arms, and looked Harry dead in the eye. “For the next month: I get to fuck you whenever, wherever, and however I want.”

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    24 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 30

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    For the prompt:
    Harry, after years of being ashamed and horribly pent up, hires an escort who’s willing to indulge in his weird embarrassing fetish(es). It turns out to be Draco!

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    Firewhiskey sat on the counter where he had left it and he took a long pull, letting his head thunk back against the cabinets as his eyes slid closed. With a shaky breath he pulled the business card out from his robes. It was simple: black and matte with a filigree like swirl on the front. He traced the delicate line with the tip of his wand and the swirl reformed: WIXXX - PERSONAL COMPANIONS

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    19 Apr 2026

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    It's been six years since the war ended. Harry's an Auror, and he's coping brilliantly. He's fine. Just fine.

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    09 Apr 2026