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    "Hi, I'm Zoey! It's so good to meet you!"

    "Mira. Same."

    This was typically the part where Rumi would be expected to introduce herself, but she didn't seem to give a flying fuck about what was expected of her if the way she still just stared even as Celine cleared her throat pointedly said anything.

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    "Hey, we got you something from the store last night."

    Rumi squinted between them and the bag. "Why."

    "Because as much as you don't seem to like us, we like you just fine."

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    "Well, come on. Aren't you going to bite somebody with those big sharp teeth of yours?" Mira prompted again with a raised brow, shaking Zoey's arm slightly, as if genuinely trying to entice Rumi to take a bite.

    Instead of taking the proffered bait, Rumi turned her head away with a strong air of ‘well now I don't want to.'

    "Thought so." Mira drawled, unimpressed. "Now how about you let us help you inside?"

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    Alt take: Repression didn't work baybeee, now it's everyone's problem!

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    19 Jun 2026

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    The collars were for-

    Oh, what the fuck.

    It wasn't like Zoey was a prude. She knew about kink—hell, she knew some of the things she sold were used for kink—and she'd also had thoughts about Mira putting a collar on her late at night when it was just her and her imagination, but-

    "Oh my god," Zoey murmured. She could feel the heat radiating from her face. "You don't have a dog."

    Zoey gets asked to make a collar for Mira's pet, Rumi, who's definitely a large dog and not her very human girlfriend, right?

    Right?

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    17 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Rumi is taking too long to catch on to her roommates' advances, so Zoey leverages behavioral psychology to accelerate the process.

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    That cold open from The Office where Jim trains Dwight to ask for Altoids, but instead of Jim it's ZoeMira and instead of Dwight it's Rumi and instead of Altoids it's makeouts.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “I…” she starts unevenly. “Actually, I’m…I…” She sighs and turns to face them both. “Could you take a look at my ribs?” Zoey stares at her in abject shock.

    “You’ve literally never asked for help after hunting before,” Mira says, sounding as startled as Zoey feels. Rumi swallows.

    “I know. I…you know now, y’know?”

    Or: The Kids Are (Eventually) Alright

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    16 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Rumi has never felt as connected to Zoey and Mira as she wished she was. She knows exactly why though.
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    Rumi being touch-starved and autistic
    Prompt: Handholding

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    16 Jun 2026