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The Hylian Royal Family is dead.
At least, that’s the official report.
Ten years after Ganondorf’s decisive purge of the Castle, Hyrule carries on beneath new banners. Whispers persist of the lost Princess’s ghost living on in the kingdom’s most elusive, notorious courtesan, the Songbird. For the men powerful enough to receive an invitation to her bed, it’s a chance to relive the fantasy of a vanished age.
These men, however, have a strange habit of vanishing without a trace.
When a summons arrives for the Songbird to the Court of Vices, the glittering, debauched heart of Ganondorf’s New Hyrule, she’s finally within striking distance of her ultimate mark. The man who seized her birthright, sent her underground into hiding, and now wears her father’s crown. Armed with her cover story and decade of Sheikah assassin training, she wrangles the new King into a deadly bargain he believes will align her kill list to his advantage.
It was meant to be a clean vendetta.
The monster wasn’t supposed to have a soul.
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08 Apr 2026
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A Visit to the Desert by The_Twilight_Duchess
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
08 May 2026
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Six weeks after saving the world together, Zelda and Ganondorf finally reunite for a long overdue meeting in the desert. Given the history of their people, they both agree that keeping their relationship under wraps is for the best.
Unfortunately, they're about as subtle as Ganondorf's sand seals.
The next four days of their lives promise chaos, baby goats, and hammock snuggles.
Epilogue to A Voice from the Desert.
(Not on hiatus, I'm just slow these days.)
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- Part 2 of A Voice From the Desert
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10 Mar 2026
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An Unlikely Courtship by imagineaspen
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
12 Apr 2026
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Ganondorf has defeated Null, regained his true body, and is ready to begin the rest of his life with his beloved Zelda at his side. But as his memories begin to return and he starts to remember the man he used to be, Ganon finds himself wondering whether he might be better off without them.
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- Part 3 of An Unlikely Alliance
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- English
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- 12,446
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- 5/?
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19 Feb 2026
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After reluctantly being drawn into a plot against Tokyo Governor Kasumi Seizou, Mugen becomes a bodyguard for the governor's headstrong daughter in order to feed information to his political opponents.
Or: the shitty reluctant bodyguard AU.
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21 Jan 2026
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selected conversations from the magisteel discord server by liilllyyyy, lowbatteryhealth
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
15 Nov 2020
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A comedy of errors, ft. Discord shenanigans, friendship, gay pining and more!!
aka.
Miles Edgeworth and Maya Fey co-run a Steel Samurai/Evil Magistrate discord server; neither knows who the other is. What happens next will shock you!!
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- English
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- 34,211
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- 1/1
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09 Jan 2026
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Queen of Light and Shadow by ro_blaze
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
31 Oct 2025
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“I do not make this offer lightly, Princess. I am not fond of sharing, and even less with an enemy of old. But you have shown great valor and love your country, and I believe our union may bring forth an age of peace and prosperity for all the people once subjugated by Hyrule's fist. We will be king and queen, Power and Wisdom, together as one. If you will have it."
A heartbeat away. An offering of peace. An offering to save her people, to be the shield that they need. To fulfill the very duty she was brought into this world for. All she has to do is say yes.
Zelda survives her attempt to save Midna's life and finds herself with no choice but to ally with Hyrule's greatest and most dangerous enemy. Ganondorf claims he has no desire to rule over ashes but he remains as enigmatic as ever, haunted by the ghost of a past he refuses to speak of. Hyrule needs a strong hand to guide it, to judge the sins it was built on and teach it to repent, and its true king has arrived, with his gentle queen by his side. Together, the unlikely pair must right the wrongs that came before them and try to create a better future.
And maybe along the way, they can find healing in each other.
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- Part 2 of Light and Shadow
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27 Nov 2025
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A Voice From the Desert by The_Twilight_Duchess
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
08 Jan 2026
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To bridge the divide between Hyrule and the Gerudo, Zelda launches the Letters of Unity Initiative – a correspondence program meant to foster understanding. She never expects to become captivated by an anonymous and infuriatingly clever "voice from the desert" who challenges her in ways no one else dares.
Ganondorf joins the initiative to spite Hyrule and mock the fool who dares write to him. But instead of a dull-witted scribe, his mysterious correspondent is sharp-tongued and insightful, drawing him into an irresistible battle of wits.
While Zelda and Ganondorf become bitter rivals, clashing in an escalating war of aggravation, neither suspects that the adversary they cannot stand is the same person whose letters they secretly cherish. But as their words draw them closer, hiding the truth becomes harder, especially when Ganondorf realizes he’s falling for two women at once: the fiery princess who refuses to yield and the stranger who knows his heart better than anyone.
When an ancient enemy stirs in the shadows, threatening the fragile peace they’ve fought to protect, the bond they’ve forged in secret may be the only thing strong enough to save their world – if they don’t tear each other apart, first.
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- Part 1 of A Voice From the Desert
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- English
- Words:
- 587,926
- Chapters:
- 120/120
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- 836
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23 Nov 2025
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Queen's Desire by Birdsmith
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
28 Oct 2025
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- 2
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13 Nov 2025
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fields of gold by viridian_house
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
04 Nov 2025
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...Although, she’d pulled Link from death's jaws, and then spent the next hundred years befriending a man who claimed his age was countless.
She thinks, I still know not what death really is. She will wear this sailcloth, because there is no other choice—but as she stares at herself in the mirror, she wonders if she looks more like her mother, or more like Hylia.The path to recovery is arduous. Hyrule is a ruin in perfect harmony to the tumult within Zelda, and though the Calamity is no more, the Triforce yearns to be whole.
The hearts of its two surviving vassals crack under the pressure of a force they never knew, aching for a man they'd never met.
(Zelda-centric; post-botw, we're pretending totk never happened; ganzelink/triforce polyam angst)
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13 Nov 2025
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the wind carried death by jonphaedrus
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
10 May 2025
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Here, at the end of the world, the sword that seals the darkness glowed blue, the chosen knight looked haggard, the great king of evil lay at his feet unable to rise, and they stared at each other and for a long while didn’t say anything because quite frankly neither one of them had any energy left to speak.
“I,” said the chosen knight, “will make you a deal.”
“I,” said the demon king, “am listening.”
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21 May 2025
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i've been here so long (i think that it's time to move) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jun 2022
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Nandor is leaning against the curtained doorway, bumping his head back against the jamb over and over again as he listens to Guillermo just bitch.
“Memo, why have you not gotten a wife yet?” Guillermo imitates. “Memo, you should try the same diet Alexia is on. Memo, I saw Jeremiah in the supermercado yesterday, you two used to be such good friends—”
“Yeesh, alright, I get it,” Nandor finally snaps out, holding his hands over his ears. “You can stop with the voices now. It sounds insufferable.”
“It is insufferable!” Guillermo shoves another sweater into his overnight bag. “But Victor had to go and get engaged and plan the wedding for the same fucking weekend so here I am! Guilt-tripped into helping for a cousin I don’t even really know!”
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- English
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- 34,124
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- 1/1
- Comments:
- 242
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- 1,194
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14 May 2025
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Ouroboros Series by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks), Irony_Rocks
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Acolyte (TV)
13 Feb 2025
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Oshamir A/b/o series.
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27 Feb 2025
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Mystery Work
Part of mordenkainen's private sanctum
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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23 Oct 2024
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common grounds by unhinged_summer_fun for batlosers
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Acolyte (TV)
21 Nov 2024
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One cold winter night, Osha meets a stranger while she's working late at the cafe. Like the spark that lights a very long fuse, there's no way this doesn't end in fire and upheaval.
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- English
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- 141,252
- Chapters:
- 22/?
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- 659
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- 138
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26 Sep 2024
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Integra dies, only to wake up in the past, as a fifteen-year-old.
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- English
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- 127,086
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- 29/?
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- 976
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- 2,970
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21 Jun 2024
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triumph, triumvirate! by abillionstars
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
14 Jun 2023
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Somehow, they made it work.
(the au where the triforce become a triad; quintessentially just domestic castle scenes.)
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14 Apr 2024
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A hundred-year sleep and a complete loss of memory aren’t enough to keep Link from finishing the job he’d left undone. The Calamity is sealed. The worst is over. They’ve even managed to come out of this ordeal without grievous injury, Link and the princess both—even Ganondorf, whose survival should have been impossible.
They’re here now, though, and safe. But as Link very quickly comes to understand, safe doesn’t necessarily mean whole.
His head’s a jumbled up mess these days, but he’s determined to push through it all the same, to figure out this whole After situation. It’s just, getting swept up in Ganon’s very intense presence isn’t really conducive to him thinking straight…
Because the thing is, no matter how hard Link had laughed earlier, no matter how relieved he is that this whole mess is finally over, he still hasn’t shaken that itch in the back of his mind. The hole in his memories is still there, demanding his attention as much as it ever has. The hurry voice isn’t gone. It’s only changed, urging him now to remember instead.
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- Part 2 of no matter what
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 114,656
- Chapters:
- 14/17
- Comments:
- 1,204
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- 1,616
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- 384
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- 46,018
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10 Feb 2024
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consider the hands that write this letter by greatunironic
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Apr 2023
- Words:
- 109,423
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 115
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16 Mar 2023
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After Steve Harrington goes missing, Eddie Munson gets exposed to the secret dangers of Hawkins, Indiana in 1985 instead of 1986.
Will a different first meeting lead to a change in his fate?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,585
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 1,267
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- 12,756
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- 4,477
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- 165,297
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25 Jan 2023
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02 Jan 2023