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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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15 Jun 2026
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You Chirp Like a Sparrow by SunsetMaiden
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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There are all kinds of theories about why Scott Hunter and Shane Hollander dropped gloves, but only one of them makes Ilya Rozanov livid...
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Ilya shrugged. "Who cares what ancient Scott Hunter says to make Shane Hollander mad?” Ilya. Ilya cared very much. Had sent a series of curious texts to Jane throughout the night that had all gone unanswered. Whatever. “Is no big deal. Hollander probably stole Hunter’s old man handkerchief to use as bib.”
“Just don’t ask my wife. She has theories upon theories.”
Ilya swung toward Jason Caine, the hulking defenseman Boston had acquired from Pittsburgh in a recent trade. Ilya was still figuring the quiet, stoic man out. “Theories?”
“Yeah. I tell her she reads too much fanfic.” With a fond grin, he slung his bag over his shoulder. “Anyway, see you guys in the morning.”
"Wait," Marleau cut in, turning to Jason. “Now you got me curious as hell. What’s your wife’s theory?”
"Yes Caine. What is this theory?"
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15 Jun 2026
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find your way back home by strange_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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"Hi, solnyshko.”
The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.
“Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.
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When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.
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15 Jun 2026
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An Evening With Shane Hollander by my_castlescrumbling
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jun 2026
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“Twenty thousand.”
The room had gone quiet. All eyes turned. And there, right in the center of the fucking room, was Ilya Rozanov.
Shane nearly shit himself.
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After All-Stars but before Shane's injury, Shane agrees to let a charity auction off a date with him. It's for a good cause, after all.
Of course, Ilya shows up, because he can't let Shane date someone else. Not again.
Canon-compliant!Series
- Part 17 of Hollanov
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15 Jun 2026
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don't need candles or cake, just need your body to make by thisworld
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jun 2026
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Shane was gazing up at him with glassy, fucked out eyes, wide and warm. His jaw must be aching. But he only moaned every now and then to show his pleasure. Saliva leaked from the corners of his lips and down his chin and neck to coat his chest, too.
“One more minute,” Ilya told him. “We are on minute thirty-four.”
Shane nodded obediently.
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- Part 19 of tHReads One-Shots
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15 Jun 2026