DoAliensLikePasta
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Fox Tears by DoAliensLikePasta for ConstellationsInInk
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Apr 2026
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Chuuya Nakahara has known Dazai Osamu for over 700 years; they've only been married 50, and it's no surprise they have problems. But nothing is going to tear them apart; Chuuya will make sure of it.
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Your back and your blindside. by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Feb 2026
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Who even knew dehydration could cause blood clots?!
Certainly not a dizzy Dazai who's more worried about his partners spring cleaning than his pounding heart and head.Series
- Part 4 of Skk Married Oneshots
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It's not common that Chuuya uses Corruption anymore; with the ADA and Mafia truce, the combined manpower is usually plenty enough to deal with threats that come to Yokohama.
So when he does, It's natural his husband is quick to soothe away Arahabakis rage before it can do any lasting damage.Unless, of course, Dazai can't find his husband who he believes to be in the throes of anger and bloodshed.
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- Part 3 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Chuuya helping Dazai with his eating problems, from helping Dazai after he ate something bad, to realizing just how much Dazai's improvement influences Chuuya himself.
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- Part 2 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Yosano was the first to pipe up. “You know, I still can’t see Dazai doing much shopping. Bandages sure, but it feels like it would be odd to go to a grocery store with him. I can hardly go clothes shopping with him before he’s acting up in the store and running around complaining about it being boring.”
Chuuya sat down on a couch in the corner and shrugged. “He doesn’t like clothes shopping, but we plan meals together. He likes some brands, others he hates. They mostly taste the same to me, so I just let him handle what we buy. I know the generals. That and his moods; I couldn’t care less if a pasta is big or small, but he does, so I just let him handle it. I’m not the autistic one.”
There was a kick to the chair, and Dazai pouted at him as he signed.
"Chibi is too; he’s just a different flavor than me."Series
- Part 1 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Midgar Murder Husbands & Co. by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandom Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
05 Mar 2024
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Mo Dao Zu Shi OneShots by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2019
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In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.
Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.
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14 Jun 2026
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After breaking a major law of the Enochian Herd, Lucifer is exiled and has to find his own way in the world. With all good territory occupied by other herds or traps for an unmated doe, he doesn't have many options left and winds up in a damp, uninhabited stretch of swampy woodland. Or is it?
(Uninhabited, that is. It's definitely damp).
A story about romance and family told in seven chapters, each one based on a Doe Lucifer Week 2025 prompt.
Ratings will increase, more tags will be added as story progresses.
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13 Jun 2026
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Maman did say that a way to a man’s heart was through his stomach.
But in this case, the man in question was a former angel and the King of Hell who was skipping meals and Alastor decided to do something about it.
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10 Jun 2026
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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03 Jun 2026
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Temporary Alpha by Courageous_Heroine
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
04 Mar 2026
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Vox agrees to help Shoto with his heat-- as a friend, of course.
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Shoto parted his lips insensately as Vox drew closer, and was moved by how gentle he was with him. Vox’s fingers brushed his cheekbone in a caress, and his eyes closed as their mouths met in something breathtakingly intimate. It wasn’t particularly passionate or chaste, but somewhere in the middle– careful. Vox knew Shoto wasn’t his, but that they also weren’t uncommitted. Vox was kissing him not as a friend, or as an omega; he was kissing him as Shoto.
When the kiss reached its end, Shoto was more confused than ever. He didn’t know which side was in control anymore, because what they had just experienced– it had simply felt right.
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- Part 1 of Temporary Alpha Universe
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26 May 2026