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  1. Rec *

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    WANTED: Female, aged 20-30, to be my date for Christmas eve dinner with my Italian-American family. Must be willing to eat my mom’s cooking. No physical intimacy required. No strings attached—I will drive you home after. 4pm-10pm, 12/24. Salary negotiable. Call Carmen: (773) 555-0901.

    OR: The one in which Sydney just needs a job, and Carmy will die before he proves Richie right.

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    21 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 48

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    Phil squinted, bringing the package closer to his eyes, then farther away, trying to figure out what it was. Fuck, he needed his glasses.

    “What–”

    “It’s that pill I bought from the petrol station in America,” Dan said, unable to keep the amusement from his voice. “Like…Viagra."

    Five times Dan and Phil tried to fuck and failed, because life happens. Plus, one time they succeeded.

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    03 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i genuinely laughed out loud at this one, lmao

    love when the smut is also a little funny

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Phil doesn’t let the smile slip across his features yet. He turns away from the camera, nodding down at the pile of dishes and half-emptied ingredients just out of sight of the lens. “It’s a mess in here,” he says.

    Dan purses his lips and nods. “As usual.” His voice is measured, too calm for the way his eyes are boring into Phil’s. He’s waiting, primed to act the moment Phil gives in to the cloying tension. But Phil knows Dan—he knows this play. He stays quiet, watching as the silence settles uncomfortably behind Dan’s eyes. “You wanna export?” he asks eventually, words slow, careful.

    Phil shrugs, then nods back toward the mess. “You gonna clean?”

    Dan blinks once, twice. “All by myself?” he asks, his tone verging on annoyed, but never making it past whiny.

    Phil pouts as much as he’s able, with the way the side of his mouth is quirking up. “Aw, poor bunny.”

    Or: The aftermath of filming the 2026 Easter Baking video.

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    24 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    bunny humping... as a treat

  4. Public Bookmark 96

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    They deserve a holiday, just the two of them, and Phil wants Dan all to himself.

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    05 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    romantic, funny, and impossibly hot, literally what else do you need ?

  5. Rec 56

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    Phil's been quiet about a fantasy of his: to be pet and penetrated by several men at once. When he lets it slip during a game night, Dan comes to realize that he's a little more than intrigued by the prospect.

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    05 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    just... wow.