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    “Shane—“ David eases.

    “—dad, tell me Ilya isn’t the prettiest person to ever exist?” He slurs, and looks up at him with those stupid eyes that he got from Yuna. The ones that convey discipline and planning one moment and then softness and heartbreak the next.

    “He’s very pretty, monkey.” David says. He looks up at Yuna. “When does he tell you that you’re pretty?” He asks.

    “All the timeeee.” Shane says with glee. “I hate it when people say that, but Ilya… Ilya says I’m pretty and I like it.” He takes the effort to sit up on the sofa, as if he’s suddenly become awfully serious, and states “I’m gonna marry him. My pretty boy.”

    He collapses back down and falls straight back to sleep.

     

    Or shane has his wisdom teeth taken out. High Shane is very funny. David also gains a second son.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    inspired by this post on tumblr
    “I love the everyone wants to fuck Shane Hollander agenda so picture like, Ilya at a team member's bachelor party and the whole Raiders team is there and everyone is drunk and they're playing games and just yelling out answers at the same time to questions like what's your favourite position and age you lost your virginity and giving each other shit for the answers but then there's what player you would go gay for and suddenly the whole team yells Shane Hollander at once to stunned silence afterwards and Ilya has the worst fucking night of his life”
    by laviejaguardia

    update: THIS WORK WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED TO BE A SINGLE CHAPTER, AND CAN BE READ AS COMPLETED, HOWEVER I MIGHT ADD A SECOND CHAPTER WITH BOSTON’S REACTION TO HOLLANOV COMING OUT
    update 2: second chapter is now finished!! i just need to work on the formatting because it looks a mess rn 😭
    hopefully the second chapter will be out on the 20/6/2026 GMT

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    28 Jun 2026

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    TMZ @TMZ

    Star Hockey Player Ilya Rozanov seen in Montréal a day before team is set to arrive for game this Friday. Rumors state he is there to see rival Shane Hollander. Read more here

    Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer Right cause we're lovers Ilya Rozanov @worldsbesthockeyplayer If the tape matches…

     

    OR Ilya decides the best way to avoid the public realizing him and Shane are dating is to purposely post about him and Shane dating. Shane has a (temporary) aneurysm. It works.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    At the end of 2014-2015 MHL season, the Boston Raiders end up with the second pick in the 2015 draft. They draft Shane Hollander. Cliff Marleau proceeds to spend the 2015-2016 MHL season trying (and mostly failing) to figure out why his best friend and captain, Ilya Rozanov, is so fucking weird about their new rookie.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Shane has been covering up his soulmark for as long as Ilya has known him.
    Ilya doesn't have a soulmark at all.

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    23 Jun 2026