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Pictures of you (pictures of me) by Marcielles_Musings, thelittlewyrm
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Mar 2026
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"Ooo, Bae come take a look at this!"
It starts with a photo of Flambae cradling Mecha Man's face. They look like they're in love - they're not.
Of course it goes viral. Flambae had just been trying to check Robbo was okay after a tough fight, but the truth apparently doesn't matter. The truth doesn't sell tabloids. Instead, the internet is flooded with theories of Mecha Man and 'Ex-Con' Flambae's relationship, and every time they go out on a mission together, swarms of reporters try to get them to give a statement.
The rest of the team thinks it's hilarious. Robert, meanwhile is being surprisingly good about it and has been like coaching him on how to deal with the paparazzi. It's kinda nice actually.
He's not falling for Mecha Man though, no matter what the media says!
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Robert isn’t ashamed to be an Omega. He’s not some old fashioned freak. That being said, now that he’s taking proper care of himself, his once dulled instincts are flaring up with a vengeance like no other.
Or: The one where Robert actually DOES steal Sonar’s stapler
(On Hiatus 😮💨)
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- Part 1 of BuggyInAJar’s ABO Dispatch Fics
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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Or, 'What to Do When Your Boss Doesn't Suck Nearly as Much as He Could'
With Shroud dead and Robert's contract with the SDN expiring in a few months, there's nothing keeping him working with the Z-Team. And given the nature of some of their prior Dispatchers, Sonar decides that's unacceptable, and takes it upon himself to use his not-inconsiderable charms to convince Robert to stay.
Depending on how you define it, this plan meets with an unanticipated level of success.
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20 Jan 2026
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A few fics that follow Flambae and Robert's relationship as they meet each others' families, try not to get blown up at work, survive the Z-Team's constant jokes, Visi's masterful ragebaiting and try to navigate HR (wait, is that even a thing at SDN?!? Maybe they don't have to worry after all...)
(Slow-ish burn, beware!)
(All titles from Twenty Øne Pilots' songs 😆)- Words:
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Bookmarked by DontGiveAFudge
20 Jan 2026