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We Stitch the Ribcage With a Live Wire by La_Rascasse_Volante
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
24 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker was never bitten by a radioactive spider as a teenager. Instead, he lost a few important people, grew up, and got a doctorate in molecular biology.
At twenty-eight, he took a job at Engels Biomedical, an institute specializing in experimental cancer treatment. Three months in, he learns the samples he's been working on don't come from a corpse.
They belong to a deeply scarred terminal patient, known as Subject 061, who is still somehow alive, existing in a limbo of incomplete regeneration.
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In which Peter Parker is already somewhat fucked up when he meets the mildly deranged Wade Wilson dying from cancer, and things proceed to get worse from there. This is an alternate take on the Weapon X thing.
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"Hey, am I reading this shit wrong, or is today a special occasion? 'Cause you didn't bring food? You broke the routine–"
"Well, I thought it might be romantic if we just starved together for once, Pool, obviously."
Once the words were out and left hanging in the air, they took on the shape of a twisted setup to... a slightly unconventional romcom? Well, except no one would probably laugh at this one.Bookmarked by DoveDown
15 Jun 2026