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Don Lothario doesn’t remember proposing to Cassandra Goth.
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Grow For Me by Durless
Fandoms: Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Little Shop of Horrors - Menken/Ashman
09 Oct 2021
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“Aw, Twoey, someday you’re gonna be beautiful.” Seymour gently pours some water at the base of the small potted plant. It never seems to affect the growth of Audrey II, but he does it anyway. “You’re gonna bloom and be a spectacle for everyone to see. We’ll make ‘em travel miles.” No kind of fertilizer or amount of sunshine ever seems to do anything either. Still, he takes care of the plant, as he does any other plant in Mushnik’s shop.
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BoJack waits 17 minutes before calling the police.
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He reminds Charlotte of her past life in Hollywood, the one she’s desperately tried to get away from. Flashing cameras, big celebrities wherever you go - always performing and putting on a show: Your job success directly correlating to how much applause you received that night. When she thinks about it, she’s glad she left.
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Purpose by Durless
Fandoms: Portal (Video Game), Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical - geekenders
13 Nov 2018
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He wasn’t sure how to verbalize it, but she meant so much. She was more than just a ticket out: She had given him purpose.
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If the desperation in his eyes and the heartbreak on his face hadn’t already been enough to break you, the tremble in his voice would have done it. And even without all that, how could you ever say no to this man? He who stood beside you as you discovered your lost self. He who remained beside you when you learned your cursed history. He who bound the knots of your restraints and stroked your hair through the night, even as you writhed and fought to end his life. He helped you gain your freedom from the damnation of your birth. How could you possibly deny helping him with his own freedom?
But, says a voice in your head, seven thousand souls.
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A story in which we discover just how damned an ascended vampire can be, and just how far you will go to save the elf you loved.
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19 Jun 2026
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Karlach and Astarion find themselves sealed into a hidden room after accidentally setting off a magical trap. Astarion does not handle it well and Karlach has no idea why.
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13 Jun 2026
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Astarion doesn’t need a reflection to know himself – two hundred years of servitude has shown him exactly what he’s good for. Odd that his new partner seems to disagree.
Or, five times Astarion regretted being seen over the past centuries, and one time he didn’t.
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13 Jun 2026
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A canon-divergent AU where the events of the game never occur. Cazador ascends and grants Astarion, his spawn, the ability to walk in the sun. There's a catch, though: Astarion can only be in the sun if his master is touching him.
Cazador, of course, uses this for fun and profit.
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10 Jun 2026
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You wake to Astarion satiating his hunger in more ways than one.
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10 Jun 2026