DysfunctionalDevilry
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The Eridian-Human Cultural Exchange by rinikirisse
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jun 2026
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Grace’s foot caught on the bottom of your cardigan. He tried to catch himself, but it was to no avail. After a few seconds, he crashed, hard, into your lap.
You, thankfully, cushioned his fall. It could’ve been a lot worse. You were only a couple days away from retrieving the predator sample, and Grace couldn’t very well collect anything with a broken bone. He heaved a sigh in relief.
“Uh, Ryland?”
The relief he’d felt moments ago was replaced with dread. Grace shot up from where he’d landed and saw you covered in Rocky’s powdered 'seasoning'. He glanced down at himself after.
The gloves had kept his hands safe- yay! But, every other inch of his body was coated with the same power. The now empty, deep jar sat just a few inches away from the two of you.
Oh god. Nearly everything on Erid was lethal to humans. Grace very well might have just killed the two of you, and Erid and Earth could kiss the solution to their problems goodbye.
or: grace and reader have a cultural exchange with rocky in the form of video interviews. in the middle of one, they get an accidental, large dose of what ends up being sex pollen for them and have to bang it out. a lot.
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15 Jun 2026
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The Fool and The Hound by hungerforblood
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Mar 2026
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[Sandor Clegane x Transmasculine Reader] (Nicknamed Reader)
A jester with a sharp wit hellbent on revenge and a knight blunter then the weapons he wields find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other.
(would probably look best on Ao3's default skin)
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08 Jun 2026
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paint me like one of them dead girls by junieyes
Fandoms: Resident Evil - All Media Types
28 Dec 2025
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“Leon – Leon, shoot the eye! Shoot the eye!”
“You shoot the eye!”
“You trust me that much?!”
“I can duck!”
“Bullets?!”
Frantic and too anxious to use the handgun, you throw a flash grenade. It doesn’t do anything. Despite being chased by a mutated and inhuman monster, Leon still has time to throw you an incredulous look.
In your stupidity, you forgot to pull the pin.
(Alternatively: It is September 1998. You are nineteen years old and living in Racoon City. Or, you were, until about five days ago. Now you're just surviving, and badly at that. But hey, at least you've got Leon Kennedy by your side, right?)
(Alternatively alternatively: Your life sucks. The end.)
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- Part 1 of the alphabet virus
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28 May 2026
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A Side of Ham by seeing_blue
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
08 Apr 2026
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At the tourney of Ashford Meadow, a particular servant meets a particular hedge knight and his squire.
All of Westeros will come to know the tale.
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- Part 4 of ASOIAF Fics
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17 Apr 2026
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A Bolt From The Blue by Sublimeinal_Messages
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, game of thrones
04 Jun 2026
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"You should be so mad at me."
"Oh, furious," he panted, drawing her body closer to his. Beneath pretty blond lashes, his eyes were bright and twinkling. "Can't you tell?"
Daeron knew he meant to go down in history as another fail son of the Targaryen line—knew he’d die young, knew he’d do the same in life as he did in death: disappointing his father, his family, his name. He knew he’d never know love or passion unless it came out of the bottom of a cup or the skirts of a whore. He’d seen it all in his dreams.
He didn’t see Mariyam Storm and all that she’d be to him, until she shot him with her crossbow.
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16 Apr 2026