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The Sacred Twenty-Eight is Dead by Forgive_Me_Severus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2026
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What happens when a writer: 1) is running on fumes and a cup of coffee that has long grown cold, 2) reads/writes Hermione-centric fics and ships her with like ten different people, 3) loves #allthetropes, especially marriage law, reverse harem, triads, and pregnancy fics?
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This, fellow fanfiction enthusiasts. This is what happens.
This is The Sacred Twenty-Eight is Dead - a part two continuation of Cantankerus Nott is Rolling in His Grave.
...or just another marriage law fic with no direction because I enjoy Hermione getting railed by four different men (quite probably - okay, more than likely - well, actually, she will be getting railed by AT LEAST two at the same time).
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- Part 2 of Cantankerus Nott is Dead
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27 Jul 2026
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When the Ministry passes the Marriage Law, Hermione doesn't leave her fate to chance. It's supposed to be a mutually beneficial arrangement with the last surviving male Black heir. She's got everything perfectly under control.
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Sirius raised the cigar back to his mouth and clamped it between two rows of white teeth, now bared at her in a wide grin. “You’re fucking with me, aren’t you, poppet?”
“No, I’m not.” The seriousness in her tone sounded almost hard, even to her own ears. He was behaving as though this was all just a joke, and she sat up straighter in response, shaking her hair back. “Look, it’s really very simple. The law says that for the purposes of integration, all Muggleborns need to be married to a Pureblood. I’m a Muggleborn, and you’re a Pureblood.” She shrugged with nonchalance, but her hands twisted in her lap. “And—” she added with emphasis “—you owe Harry.”
He raised an eyebrow and gestured at her with the tip of his cigar. His signet ring glinted with orange light from the dancing flames, and she could see the faded black and green ink of his tattoos rippling over his knuckles. “You’re not Harry.”
She shrugged again and gazed at him pointedly. “You owe me too, Sirius.”
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26 Jul 2026
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The summer after first year, Hermione Granger’s parents meet Harry Potter and realize something is deeply wrong.
What follows is not a rescue fantasy, but a reckoning: with institutions that failed, with the limits of protection, and with what it means to raise children in a world that never intended to keep them safe.
Canon divergence beginning in Year Two. Multi-year AU.
Year 2: Chapters 1-29 (COMPLETE)
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20 Jul 2026
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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26 May 2026
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The first two nights, Harry sleeps like the dead— or, well, maybe that's not the best comparison, given the number of inferi attacks reported lately.
He sleeps like a log. Like a dead log. An un-re-animated dead log. From an everyday, inanimate, non-whomping tree.
After that, Harry wakes up screaming more nights than not, and he even cries on the bad ones, which makes James cry too. In this regard, James reckons that his first week of parenting a full-grown teenage adult bears an awful lot of resemblance to parenting a newborn baby. He feels both blessed and terrifyingly out of his depth.
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- Part 2 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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26 May 2026