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    Everyone, including the other witchers, thought that the School of the Fox and its members were all long extinct.

    Until Geralt encounters a strange witcher he's never met on what should have been a routine hunt.

    A witcher even stealthier than a Cat, with bright blue eyes.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Jaskier knows that he's being hunted. He knows, eventually, he will be captured. He knows too much about Geralt-- about Witchers in general-- to get caught without proper preparation. So he sets out, looking for Witchers to entrust with the things he values most. The things he can't let Nilfgaard get their hands on.

    It's in his nature to play tricks, to steal. And stealing from the White Flame is fun. Until his mind slowly decends into madness.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    “Which one? I’ve already met my soulmates, which one are you claiming to have?”
    “Not one you’ve met,” the other one said. “Some kid bard. Got the same mark though: three wolves and a cat in a field of flowers.”
    He wasn’t lying.

    Or: Jaskier's soulmark causes him quite a bit of trouble before he even meets his soulmates. And poor Eskel is just trying to get through the year, without having to worry about a soulmate he didn't know he had, and the bandits that captured him.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.

    From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.

    There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.

    Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…

    Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.

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    09 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Eskel, thankfully, took over. “So, what, you’re trying to say we could fuck more Witchers into existence?”
    “Isn’t that how most beings procreate?” Jaskier asked cheekily.
    “Why are you telling us this?” Vesemir asked, trying to stamp down on the emotions he should no longer feel.
    Jaskier tilted his head, chuckling nervously. “Oh, had I not made that clear? I’m volunteering.”

    Or: Jaskier figures out Witcher mutagen be transferred via fucking, and volunteers.

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    05 Jul 2026