Elder_Cryptid
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If your session leader had any sense, they explicitly banned sloppy interspecies makeouts. If you're anything like the average SBurb player, you've completely ignored that rule - or you plan to, anyway.
This text should hopefully serve as a useful guide for having those sloppy interspecies makeouts. Because trust me, its WAY more complicated than you'd think it would be.
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Ashes to Ashes: A Post-Taboritsky Kardashev Story by TheXenoRaptor
Fandoms: Hearts of Iron (Video Game)
29 May 2021
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After Taboritsky's reign of terror, Russia is considered to be a dead nation, depopulated and poisoned. But a chance observation brings greater scrutiny upon the country, and reveals a secret state with miraculous technology that has hidden from the world for decades.
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
11 Jun 2026
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The Eye of God by SatansLuckyCigarette
Fandoms: Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, The King in Yellow - Robert W. Chambers
11 Feb 2024
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A wife is murdered by her husband. Unfortunately for him she does not stay dead
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
11 Jun 2026
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On the Crowned Growth and its mutations by Orleander7
Fandoms: Cultist Simulator (Video Game), Book of Hours (Video Game)
29 May 2026
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I am dead or, at the very least, I am not alive. And I am hungry, always hungry.
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
08 Jun 2026
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Calliope Mondegrene has always felt like a bit of an alien among her fellow humans. A nerdy self-proclaimed loser sleepwalking through life in a Bostonian triplex, her introversion seems to be boundless, to the point where it leads her to avoid social interaction at the parties she's forced to attend--by getting really, really, high.
Too high, it turns out, when she sees--and is seen by--something beyond her understanding that, for some unfathomable reason, takes an interest in her sad little life.
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Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
08 Jun 2026
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Make Egypt Great Again: Waking up as Cleopatra VII Philopator by Raunchel
Fandoms: Ancient History RPF, Ancient Egyptian RPF
07 Jul 2017
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Everyone knows the story of the last of the Ptolemaic rules, Cleopatra VII Philopator. The only woman who was ever truly feared by Rome. But, what if she did not live the life she lived in our history? What if, instead of the mind of Cleopatra, someone else awoke in her head? Someone from the modern world?
Bookmarked by Geedubs (Elder_Cryptid)
08 Jun 2026