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Zelda discovers that her hated personal guard has a secret stash of trashy romance novels. She reads all of them. And then things get awkward.
Are they enemies with benefits, or best friends to lovers? These two are so out of touch that it's hard to tell.
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15 Jun 2026
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Speedrunning a Century by Kastaborous
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
07 Aug 2022
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Link’s life had been quiet since he defeated the Calamity. Of course, to Link, ‘quiet’ meant it was filled with the sounds of explosions as he launched himself across Hyrule. But after defeating the embodiment of evil with nothing but an axe and a pot lid, wearing only a pair of boxers, fuelled by the eternity of rage in his heart, Link felt he was justified.
He had died. It was only fair he got to live a little.
So when a portal opens under his feet and Link finds himself face to face with himself, he decides to have some fun with this.
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Or, a speedrunning Link is dropped a hundred years in the past and causes unbridled chaos.
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15 Jun 2026
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For Want of a Ring by MiraculousMage
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
20 Jun 2023
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Zelda comes to one realization after another in quick succession, which leaves her with one question: what now?
Or: In which Zelda realizes she might already be married.
Post-TotK, minor Dragon’s Tear references.
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15 Jun 2026
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Orochimaru made a decision when he encountered Team 7 in the Forest of Death. He’d take these three idiots and turn them into world-beaters. Under his tutelage, they’d become legends unseen since Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha. No one, not even the combined might of Akatsuki, would be able to hold a candle to them. With the Sage of Six Paths as his witness, Orochimaru would create the next Sannin.
A better Sannin.
Suck it, Sarutobi.
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06 Mar 2026
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It had been eight very long years since anyone had laid eyes on Uzumaki Naruto or Sabaku no Gaara, not since the Chuunin Exams.
Until now.
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28 Dec 2025