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You Can Take Your Stupid Heteronormativity and Shove It Up Your A— by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
29 Jan 2025
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The reporter stammers, her cheeks flushing. “Ah, well, I … that’s, um …” She coughs awkwardly and tries to regain her composure. “I’m glad you and your girlfriend had a nice time.”
Charles’ smile vanishes instantly. His shoulders stiffen, and his brows draw together in a look of pure frustration. “Girlfriend?” He repeats, his voice rising slightly. “He’s not — I mean, Maxie is not a-” He stops himself, visibly fuming.
“Well,” the reporter continues nervously, sensing his irritation but clearly not understanding it. “It’s great to hear that you had a fun break together! Sounds like things are going very well for you two.”
“No,” Charles snaps, his accent thickening with his growing exasperation. “You don’t understand. Maxie is-”
“-a very lucky woman, I’m sure!” The reporter cuts in quickly, trying to steer the conversation back to safer ground. “Now, let’s talk about the upcoming race …”
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In which everyone keeps assuming that Lestappen are straight and Charles won’t stand for such nonsense.
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Billionaire CEO Lando Norris turns to an exclusive escort service to escape the pressures of his high-profile life. When he meets Oscar, a charming and confident escort, Lando becomes captivated and makes a bold proposition: full exclusivity. As their arrangement deepens, Lando must navigate the fine line between desire and control, risking more than just his heart.
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“Did you learn your lesson, baby?”
Oscar asked, a creepy smile on his face as he looked at Lando’s terrified expression.
Lando’s eyes stayed locked on the man now on the ground, writhing in pain, blood seeping from his knee—the man he had kissed just hours ago.
“I will never hurt you. But I don’t mind hurting others,” Oscar added, still smiling.
“I… I learned my lesson. Let him go,” Lando said, his voice shaking.
“Let him go?” Oscar repeated, laughing loudly, making everyone around them jump.
His hand rose again, and in a second, another bullet was fired from his gun.
“You were too brave tonight, baby…”
Or,
Oscar Piastri only cared about his group, guns and enemies.
Lando? A boy in a yellow hoodie who works in an ice cream shop.
One wrong night, one act of kindness—and suddenly, Lando is pulled into a world of a mafia group… where mercy doesn’t exist. -
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Dr. Lando Norris has never met Dr. Oscar Piastri.
This does not stop the nurses from referring to Oscar as “your neurosurgeon.”
This does not stop Neuro from calling Lando “Oscar’s ER doctor.”
This does not stop someone from starting a betting pool and three separate shipping group chats.
As far as Lando is concerned, Dr. Piastri is just a name in the chart: precise, terrifyingly competent, and allergic to unnecessary words.
As far as Oscar is concerned, Dr. Norris is a man who writes relevant clinical notes, straight to the point and always accurate.They work well together.
They trust each other.
But they have never met.The hospital thinks this is romantic.
Unfortunately, the hospital may be right.
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- Part 6 of Landoscar Anthology
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Lando Norris is a cupid, which mostly means two things:
1. He has a yearly matchmaking quota.
2. He is profoundly tired of humanity.After surviving the statistical nightmare that was getting Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc together, Lando earns five blissful years off duty.
Unfortunately, those five years are over, his reserve is critically low, and he needs one massive assignment before his powers burn out completely.
Then he meets Oscar Piastri.Projected Match Difficulty: 10,000 points.
Oscar is immune to every romantic push, every engineered meet-cute, every carefully calculated compatibility test Lando throws at him.
Which was rude, honestly, but still manageable.
The real problem is that Oscar seems weirdly, catastrophically interested in Lando specifically.
Lando had planned for many possible outcomes. This was not one of them.
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- Part 7 of Landoscar Anthology