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    "Richard Tweak." He pushed a plume of smoke out through his nose and added, "The third."

    Craig looked down at the black water, out toward the horizon, then back to Mr. Tweak. He was staring at Craig, eyebrows raised, taking a slow pull on his cigarette.

    "Craig Tucker. Uh. The first."

     

    Or: Two guys meet on board the RMS Titanic. This might not be an ideal setting for a love story.

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    “I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?

    Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–

    (In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)

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    23 Dec 2025

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    “They granted them bodily autonomy,” Koon said, “So they are no longer property of the Republic and in the same breath refused them citizenship. Could they really be that short-sighted?”

     


    The War is over and the galaxy is trying to pick up its pieces. Unable, or unwilling to house the very heroes who aided in ending the war, the Jedi Order is at a loss of how they will get the clone’s citizenship while the Senate is fighting against it.

     


    After discovering an old law that allows planets to enter the Republic as citizens, Obi-Wan stakes his claim as one of the five noble families of Stewjon to enact an old rite in which he can form a treaty through a political marriage.

     


    Cody had always assumed that the Jedi didn’t form attachments, only to have the notion turned on its head when Obi-Wan offers his hand in marriage to allow the clones citizenship.

     


    He will be damned if anyone besides him marries his General.

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    “That was for sleeping with my sister, sleemo!”

    Cody squinted at her through the fast moving lights and said the first thing that popped into his head. It wasn’t particularly intelligent but he was beyond bewildered, “But I’m gay.”

    “Oh yeah, that’s likely,” she huffed, slapping him again on the other cheek.

    “I- I’m not-” Cody said, trying to explain that he was the wrong damn clone, thank you very much. Instead he said, “Not me, I-I’m married.”

    The woman was visibly thrown by the appalling explanation and watched Cody for a moment before saying (albeit a little more uncertainly), “Marriage doesn’t stop men like you… Wait.”

    Cody watched as it dawned on her.

    “Oh shite, you’re not Wolffe.”

    Or, 5 times Cody was mistaken for someone else, and 1 time he wasn't.

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    04 Aug 2025