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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Scar is pretty sure his new neighbour is a vampire.

    Look, he only comes out at night, avoids garlic like it personally offended him (Scar’s pretty sure at least, he has never seen the dude eat any), and reacts to basic conversation like it is life or death. Overall, his neighbour is suspicious.

    So, naturally, Scar decides to investigate.

    This is a great idea. Nothing could go wrong with Scar’s plan.

    Unfortunately, the more time he spends with Mumbo, the harder it becomes to focus on the mystery that is Mumbo, because it turns out his extremely suspicious neighbour is also very awkward and careful in a way that almost feels deliberate, and quickly is becoming someone that Scar doesn’t really want to stay away from… even if he is a vampire.

    Meanwhile, Mumbo is just trying (and very clearly failing) to act like a normal person and not panic every time Scar tries to talk to him.

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    16 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Jimmy uncovers a string of connected fraudulent checks, enlisting Lizzie and Scar to help him chase down the criminals.
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    The Spanners have been at their game for awhile when the FBI picks up on their crimes. But what's the game worth without someone to play against?

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    30 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    When Boatem runs from the crumbling remains of Hermitcraft Season 8, they land in an alien place. Harried and hunted, they must survive long enough for their family to find out something's not right, and find them before time runs out.

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    It’s the beginning of season 9, a brand new world, and something’s wrong. Gem can’t quite put her finger on it, but she knows Impulse and Pearl weren’t this violent and bloodthirsty last season. Worse, no one else seems to notice. Gem is alone, hunted by these horrible versions of her friends, all while trying to figure out what happened to the real Hermits before it’s too late.

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    This is our piece for Hermit-a-day-May's Solstice Social event!

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    29 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    “We’re having a meeting, G. You didn’t answer my comms, so I came to find you.” The redstoner’s eyes crinkled in amusement and he glanced pointedly at Grian’s wings. “It’d be embarrassing if I got there before you, mate. Besides, at this point I’m so used to flying with you, it’d be strange not to have you by my side.”

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    Mumbo reached him inside the cage before eyes erupted from everywhere outside the bars and they all pinned him in a glare and Grian faced him and his face was eyes too. Then he changed and looked like the Grian that Mumbo knew, but it was like all the life had been scraped out of him, and his dead eyes looked through Mumbo as if he wasn’t even there.

     

    AKA a harmless experiment on the Rift between worlds goes terribly wrong, and Mumbo and crew have to figure out how to get their favorite avian back from the Watchers, but the End Deities have a few surprises up their sleeves

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    24 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    This wasn’t right. Nothing about this was right. Grian’s mind was running too quickly now, leaping to all sorts of conclusions on what might have happened to leave Mumbo’s apartment unlocked and unlatched and looking like this. Maybe he was abducted by aliens. Yes, that was a perfectly reasonable explanation supplied by Grian’s perfectly reasonable brain.

    His undershirt was all at once too stiff and tight, clinging to his skin like a wetsuit. It was crushing his ribs, cutting off his ability to breathe.

    “Grian?”

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    In the small town of Boatem, everything is nice and neat in its routine. Grian runs the library and chats with the goofy history teacher on his lunch breaks. All is fine and nothing needs to change. And then Mumbo goes missing, and nothing is the same.

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    20 Jul 2025