EnsignDisaster
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- Good Girls (TV) (10)
- Star Trek: Voyager (TV) (3)
- Star Trek (1)
- Stardew Valley (Video Game) (1)
- Midsommar (2019) (1)
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Liaisons in the Valley by SunsetCowgirl (EnsignDisaster)
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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The Farmer decides to get wasted at the Stardrop Saloon after a long and arduous week of farming. After several rounds of beer the normally antisocial barfly Pam opens up to our intrepid farmer about her raunchy past, revealing that Stardew Valley was quite the wild place back in the day.
Unbeknownst to Pelican Town’s bus driver, her scandalous stories spark an idea in the farmer's heart. Maybe the old ways don’t have to die out.
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Elizabeth tries her absolute hardest to be spontaneous but it ends up wildly out of her control. Or how an undercover BJ goes wrong.
GG Kinkfest #68: Beth and Rio are secretly hooking up. Beth is blowing Rio in his office (bar? warehouse? au where he works in an office? idk) and when they’re interrupted, she continues secretly blowing him underneath the desk. exhibitionism, public sex
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Rio knows Elizabeth Boland has a type A personality but he's never seen just how deeply ingrained it is in her everyday life outside of crime and even her suburban mom exterior.
Or Beth gets to show off her skincare collection and routine to/on a slightly unwilling Rio.
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A retelling of the first episode from Buddy the Boland's golden retriever's perspective. It's hard being the protector for a family on the edge of imploding especially when you lack opposable thumbs but someone's gotta do it.
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She takes one last look up at the giant neon sign that bathed the back lot in a sickly yellow glow. The winking cowgirl with the flashing words ‘Pony Palace’ seemed to taunt Beth while the marquee underneath boasted ‘GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.’
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Come on down to Detroit's one and only choice for premiere adult entertainment establishment THE PONY PALACE! We've got
beautiful exotic dancers just waiting to give you the show of a lifetime! If you desire that extra special VIP treatment don't be afraid to ask for BIG TONY! Our lap dances and drinks are so good they ought to be criminal! SO COME ON DOWN TODAY!!!
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When Lana is abducted by large squid monsters and gains a large lizard man as a companion, she does her best to go with the flow. However, strange quirks and even stranger teammates keep upping the ante as they try to solve their parasite issue. She does her best to keep calm in this new world, trying to solve one problem at a time. Although, having the large lizard man hovering over your shoulder half the time could make things more difficult. And if she does find him cute, she can unpack that thought later.
Just a nice slow burn romance with the default Durge and a monk isekai'd Tav named Lana. What could go wrong?
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18 Jan 2026
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The last time you wanted something so badly, you moved halfway across the country for it.
It's a good thing John Price is just next door.
or; your slice of life is a piece of blackberry pie you carefully curated over the course of a year.
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Bookmarked by EnsignDisaster
14 May 2025
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Alone on wilderness patrol, König’s radio intercepts an enemy transmission meant for a SpecGru sniper. Within a beautiful and capable woman’s crosshair, something electric and treacherous takes root in his heart, and he decides to tempt his doom. It’s a game of cat and mouse, and it’s been far too long since he has had anything worth hunting.
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König x f!reader ? (she/her pronouns, 3rd person, very limited physical descriptors, callsign Mouse) {.: romance, pining, enemies to lovers, M :.}Bookmarked by EnsignDisaster
06 May 2025
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Fibonacci by squiggly_squid for Wafflesrock
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
11 Aug 2023
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Jana Shepard lost everything when she lost her best friend and husband, Garrus Vakarian, during their assault on the Collector Base. His death took both her strength to fight and will to live, but something strange cause by a prothean obelisk can change that. When she finds herself in a world where men fight with sword and shield against Reapers in terrifying dragon form.
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- Part 1 of Fantasy Mass Effect
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Bookmarked by EnsignDisaster
30 Sep 2021
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“Worried some big bad man is gonna steal me away, Morgan?” she mocks, and it’s so close to being the final straw that Arthur feels that thin rope of self control begin to splinter in his chest. His hand dwarfs her throat, squeezing just enough to hear her breath hitch.
“Sweetheart,” Arthur snarls against her mouth, “I am a big bad man.”
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- Part 1 of Of Bounties and Born Liars
Bookmarked by EnsignDisaster
08 Jun 2021