5 Works by Exoriat

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    “Harry, has something like that happened to you?”

    When he nodded, Hermione broke out in laughter.

    She only stopped when he started pouting. “Sorry, sorry, but this just sounds like a fantasy novel! I know magic is real but this? It seems like you’re the protagonist of some kind of… romance game, I guess? What do your missions say?”

    If only it was that easy to explain…

    [ Delay the villains return ]

    [ Reward: +1 Survivability ]

    [ Failure to comply will result in: Death ]

    Harry Potter sees a floating screen in front of him and assumes he’s finally lost it. When it starts rewarding him with old trinkets, he starts freaking out.

    So far, customer service has been unhelpful — in other words: entirely missing.

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    English
    Words:
    25,923
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
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    150
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    Tomas Riddleless is a king who has conquered all territories under the sky. The last territory that has not been conquered yet comes for a peace treaty with their prince(-ess) Harry Potter. Only a marriage alliance can save them now!

    With his most refined attempt at acting, he let his tears flow freely and looked at the man with his red-rimmed eyes.

    “I… I’ll repay you in any way I can. Just please, let me go this once!”

    The man let out a cold laugh, short enough to be mistaken for a cough, yet Harry saw the glint of amusement hidden deep within his eyes. He hadn’t yet lost all of his humour, his benevolence, and Harry could use that to his advantage.

    He bent down to Harry’s level, loose toga revealing even more of his perfectly sculpted body.

    “Can I hold you to that promise?”

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
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    112
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    A story featuring Harrymort, in which a wrongly delivered letter turns into an epistolary exchange and morality is questioned.

    OR Hedwig is a little confused about a certain letter and delivers it to the wrong address.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,798
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    409
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    1,647
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    375
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    56,339
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    An AU where Voldemort wins, but Harry doesn’t die. He briefly manages to join the Ministry undercover, but is later captured.

    Based loosely on the song “Join me in death”. What I listened to while writing is “Where’s your head at” by Eurotripp, though, which made this work slightly more unhinged than I wanted it to be. Well. Can’t help it anymore :)

    But the dove is dead, so be warned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    28
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    4
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    676
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    The Killing curse in the Forbidden Forest did not kill Harry and instead, flung him to another dimension. Here, he must learn how to navigate the world without revealing too much about himself and the weird mark on his face- Wait what? Why is there another mark? And why is Tom Riddle the Minister of Magic?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    166
    Hits:
    13,941

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